I’m sorry for ruining your party. I know you wanted it to be special, since you’re leaving for Australia next week. But seriously, if you leave a USB stick lying around in plain view like that, how can you expect me NOT to ask what’s on it? It’s not my fault you had those questionable Rugrats quotes (I don’t know where you got them from but I can tell you they are NOT authentic) and it wasn’t my fault you got laughed out your own party.
Next time, keep that shit locked up in your room or something.