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What do you want to drink? I'm having a pint of Guinness Extra Cold.
If all much of a muchness, go for the darkest.
If all much of a muchness, go for the funniest name.
If all much of a muchness, go for a Guinness.
Except I'll tend to start out on the weakest, because I'm actually a 15 year old girl whose drinking glory days are far behind her and needs to pace herself these days.
or a Butcombe Gold.
What? A regional one. Something local.
What? Oh I don't know just go with the one with the best name.
What? Oh for fucks sake just get the leftmost one.
What? YOUR left. YOUR left. Jesus christ.
With Caledonia being played in the background by a man on the fiddle with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I will probably just have a pint of Amstel though. Or a Hendricks. In about 5 minutes.
and a baileys with ice. Cheers
No, I'm just trying to pace myself. Yes I'm still in the rounds. What? It costs the same as a pint! Oh I don't mid Becks, Peroni something like that, not Sol or Corona.
and get me two.
-Cold or Original?
-Couldn't give the slightest chuff, ta, neither could anyone else.
Let's Facelift Bar?