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Is there a more loathsome title in the english language than ''landlord''?
Lord of the land. My land. I'm the lord of this land. Look at me lord all over my land. Look at the land quiver under my arcing stream of sticky lordship.
Give me money or I'll punch you in the arrears.
Please stop contacting me, landlord...or I'll phlegm right into your email inbox.
P.s. Can someone lend me money, please?