He's probably too scared of being a big failure.
McLeish Villa and Hiddink Chelsea show that its not just player transfers that can become dragging summer sagas.
Quite why a team would a) want the man who just got their rivals relegated and b) seem to be deliberately downsizing their ambitions so drastically after how close they got a couple of years ago is kind of interesting.
Newcastle are ready to chase PSG's Mevlut Erdinc now that Gervinho is wanted by some actual proper clubs. I have no idea how good either of them actually are.
And the Mail thinks we're going to buy Barnetta - Ligue 1 bargains? Barnetta? Is someone on Tyneside playing FM?
Neymar is now worth 45 million euro and only Real Madrid fancy spunking that much on a 19 yr old. Maybe should City should have a punt.
Everyone is still trying to buy Alexis Sanchez.
Fifa want to increase the number of international breaks. DESPAIR.
Barca want some teenager from Leeds. It'll be a good holiday for the lad before coming back to be a journeyman amongst the Wigans of the world I imagine.
Blackburn Bolton and Sunderland to battle for Wes Brown.
Gullit sacked by Grozny
Darren Ambrose might get a second shot at the Premier League.
Cesc is desperate to leave Arsenal.
Or wants to see out his contract.
Does anyone really care?