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to set you up with her sister?
just go straight for the sister
Then stick it up her sister's shitter.
there's no way you should involve the original girl in your chasing of the sister, it can't possibly go well.
you accept your fate and settle for the sister you dont fancy whilst secretly lusting over the other one for every christmas and family get together for the rest of your life.
is why my sister tries to keep me at a metaphorical distance (i am the hotter one) (it's not stiff competition)
and the cycle will be complete.
if not just shag her sister regardless of her feelings. Or something. The joke is that I'm pretending to be manly and anti-emotions anyway.
you genuinely just (very politely, not mentioning sex until like date 30 or something) ask her out
Then, once married you say stuff like ''I know it says meal for two, but I'm sure there's enough for 3, ask your sister round' or ' yeah, that holiday to Hawaii would be swell, but why don't we invite your sister?' As your loveless marriage crumbles & buoyed by the increasing amount of time the other sister has been spending at your house, you should make your move, around New Years Eve 1998. While your wife cries upstairs at the prospect of spending another year in your misanthropic company, you should be downstairs with other sis, wowing her with your lovingly assembled playlist & helping her stack the dishwasher. Then when your drunken, fumbling pass at her is met with wide eyed horror you put your misadventure down to the new, bigger wine glasses you'd bought last week and you hadn't realise you had 'drunk 2 entire cases of box wine'
about 8 years before I started seeing her mind. She doesn't like to talk about it.
Sultana and Raisin?
In the distant past, I snogged my girlfriend's 2 sisters.
A cappal of yers ago I had a roight nawty snag on me birds sistas faces. Ran out the harse, got home in time fer socca A M. Cornflakes on moi bows LAD