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Comedy anecdotes of parental disapproval positively encouraged.
they're a bit weird tho. not weird. different.
That was weird.
Foxy mum though
Intranet-familial erotic triumvirate is impossible
only it wasn't my mum. It was my nan. Not his own mum but my mums mum.
how does he still keep on coming up with the goods?
I assume to see if i'd boke, fall over or seizure. I fortunately did none of these things, and since passing that test we've been sound as a pound.
considering that I'm probably not what they had in mind for their son. His father even said something like, 'we don't mind what you believe in, as long as you believe in Richard.' awwww!
That's so nice!
Sadly this is no reflection on me, more a caomment on the litany of complete and utter losers that make up her vast catalogue of former boyfriends.
but yeah it's all sound
or punched you in a playful manner in the shoulder or not.
If not, he thinks you're a dodgy cunt and you'd best be careful around him cos he's watching you.
He doesn't seem like a terrorist when you meet him in person
we're very different people and initially the chemistry was "we can do that jokey resentment thing, good-natured piss taking of each other" but lately it's fairly obvious it's just turned into pure mutual resentment
so i think i/we are just going to have to learn to be civil, which is probably doable, in time.
and her dad's a bit of a fanny, and the stories don't paint him in a good light, but he did say at her sister's wedding that if he was gay i'd be the sort of guy he'd go for. :D
But they can both be hard work sometimes (although generally well-meaning).
They probably think exactly the same thing about me.
Those of you who speak French will know the difference between 'dormir' and 'coucher'. I may have got them mixed up at breakfast once. Leading maman to very quickly and loudly correct me whilst girlfriend spat out her cereal. Though tbh, she did give us a double mattress to share the night before, so I don't know why she was so bothered...
I took them around London, and I think they are warming to me. Her mum thinks I'm very polite and English and her Dad doesn't hate my politics, so it's all good.
And asking them for a préservatif yet?
Probably due to my lack of ambition and being a withdrawn and selfish cunt. I havent met my current girlfriends parents. She's 21, me being 36, the father will chop my cock off and her mother will shove it down my throat.
his dad speaks english but seems to enjoy making people feel awkward. often when trying to make small talk he won't reply at all but just sort of smirk a little bit as if you've said something really stupid. and every time i try to help out in the kitchen or do the dishes he seems to get genuinely angry. not just like a polite 'oh no you're a guest leave the dishes for us!' sort of thing. more like 'what are you doing? why are you doing that? THAT DOESN'T GO THERE STOP TRYING TO HELP LEAVE IT THERE AND GO AWAY'
I love his entire family so so much. It's lovely but incredibly sad they're not really a part of my future any more.
Get on really well.
...who wouldn't? But, seriously, we get on but the fact that she speaks in incredibly broken English and is a bit of an odd character means I don't exactly crave spending time with her. Once every few months is more than enough. Her Dad is in jail. I hope to never meet him.
They don't approve of our "lifestyle".
steve say's they must think im alright because they trusted me to lok after his great aunt when she had to live with them.
they are quite resrved though and im quite loud, their family is kind of the opposite to how my family is and sometimes i think his dad thinks im a bit mental.
my mum likes all the young men i've brought home to meet them, she takes great delight in making them smooch her.
my mum is awesome
Her dad's a pretty intense barrister from Northern ireland so can be hard work some times, but I get on pretty well with her whole family.
My first girlfriend, by 'eck. Because I was into Labour they seemed to think I was some anarchic revolutionary communist. In fact I was introduced by her mum at her 18th birthday to her extended family as Red Rob, Nic's communist boyfriend. Actually that dinner ended in a bit of disaster, they were banging on about scrounging poor etc. They were all pretty mad into religion so I quoted a few prize quote from the big man JC to counter their views. That went down a STORM I can tell you.
Bizarrely her grandparents were old school working class trade unionists and lovely. We used to chat about Tony Benn
yeah i get on pretty well, I have to really, they are really important to my girlfriend.
Her dad is amazing, really nice guy, really successful but very humble and modest with it, has always been very nice to me.
Her mum is a bit mental but nice, very tory, very anti-europe, prone to ridiculous remarks about foreigners or the unemployed, believes in fairies, talks over people, doesn't listen, very snobbish, pretty boastful, gets stressed really easily, doesn't understand other people's viewpoints, intense, but she has a good heart and has always been very accepting of me even when I was on the dole with a pretty shitty future ahead of me and just a bit of a loser really.
They have a MASSIVE house!
which I always enjoy.
like, y'know, won't use debit cards or whatever in case she is being tracked. hahahaha! :)
In fact the whole family are ace. It felt like her parents took a little while to fully warm to me... but that's probably because I'm a southerner! I think she's very much her Daddy's little girl too, so I think he was a bit protective.
She gets on brilliantly with my family too. Win / win.