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Toys in packets of cornflakes
Aerobics instructors on breakfast television
(White dog poo, obv)
Complimentary bread basket before meals at restaurants.
there's rarely been such an effective way of identifying complete tossers from a distance
"Hello Wembley Arena! Wow this place is big, those at the back must be in a different postcode! *pause for laughter* HOW ARE THINGS IN WANDSWORTH back here?? *pause for riotous laughter* Right though, do you know what you don't see anymore? Complimentary bread baskets before meals at restaurants. *laughter* I used to love me a cheeky slice of baguette, with that butter in the little gold parcel. That was a good parcel. These days though, no complimentary bread basket to be seen. Sod unemployment and cuts, this has to be the numb... *gunfire*
The cards that hold packs of peanuts on them, but with naked ladies on the cards - the more peanuts you buy, the more you see.
Good one hit wonders
Toilet humour done in a clever way.
Do you remember things? We used to have things.
they don't taste like they used to though
Dignified Cabinet Ministers
Upstairs at the Horse & OAP, 7.15pm, entry £2 (£3 with flyer)
He was shit.
He was all about the moustache...
to go lone moustache
at fuel once
I have his album.
As in you'd be watching Neighbours or, I dunno, Waiting for God or something and then it would fade out and go "...and now for an emergency news report". Cut to a panicked Martin Lewis telling us about something terrible that's just happened in, I dunno, Yugoslavia or something. Programme resumes.
Doesn't happen any more.
porn discarded by the roadside
Saw a mag sticking out of a hedge in Llandudno a few weeks back.
well, except maybe for, in the desert
That stuff was the highlight of my childhood >_>
The fact it was called Morrison's and not Safeway in your childhood makes me feel absurdly old.
Now its just Safeway.
Not sure I'd be old enough to use a computer had I been born after the demise of Safeway...
Battle of the Planets
Mysterious Cities of Gold