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What title would you choose?
I got made redundant a few months ago, and now my old office is standing empty, save for a couple of people tying up finance and filing. I used to get my contact lenses sent to the office, so I went into Specsavers and got the guy to change my address to my new office. I assumed he was typing what I asked him to into his database.
Instead I got an email today from a man working in my old office, saying my contact lenses have been delivered there, but to Captain S Scott [second bit is my real name].
So, I'd like you all to call me Captain now. What fake title would you like?
So, I'd like