England are largely rubbish in draw with Switzerland. The few people who still care (the press) act like this is some sort of surprise. Baines and Young emerge with some credit, lovely build up for Young's goal.
Robbie Keane passes 50 international goals. A fine achievment which is rendered null and void by his awful, awful face.
Hiddink's Turkey take flight, is Chelsea's Guus cooked? Doesn't really make sense.
Nasri takes a leaf out of Adebayor's Big Book of Negotiation Tactics.
Tevez hates/loves everybody in Manchester.
Barca expected to make an offer for Cesc this week. £40m + Thiago is the most frequent of the many, many guesses I've seen.
Lukaku's exams start this week.
Liverpool are trying to buy every half decent British player under the age of 23, possibly in the hope of entering the Olympics.
Joe Cole to Spurs. Lovely.
Anymore for anymore?