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or was it a metaphor for how overwhelmingly swoon-worthy i am?
It's a po-teeential deeeeath trap.
*chops carrot in two with scissor movement*
</Lynn Faulds Wood>
So I was at my local, left early. Went across the road to head home and went over to empty the tank by some trees. Said trees are at the top of a steep slope that goes down to a river. Needless to say, the ground disappeared beneath me and I tumbled the whole way down into the fairly fast flowing river. Barely held on for ages, kept going under water and somehow managed to drag myself out after what must have been ten minutes. Then it took ages to clamber back up, noticed the back of my head was cut open. Next stop, A and E for a bit of bandaging up.
On the bright side, got the day off work.
Could have been embarrassing.
finally went in hospital though, thanks for asking
I'm glad you survived.
coulda been hobbits tho i guess
You think ordinary rural areas the stuff of Tolkienesque fantasy`
thought this thread was going to be about a really funny joke. Well done on not dying, If i was drunk i would have probably let go to see where it would take me, if it would be a shortcut home.
how was your peen ?
drakepress declinded death. It was stupid.
Who took a slash on a hill and near died.
He slipped down the bluff,
Caught his peen in the rough.
And now wizzes through a tube down his side.
This place sometimes