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undo their belts to wee.
Why? Dont you know what zips are for?
Like living dangerously, eh?
but I don't really want to start a thing.
button fly, it's just easier to undo them from the top, because then it's easier to do them back up without looking like a twat
also, MASSIVE PENIS.
its just better
the folk in primary school who used to have their trousers round their ankles while taking a piss.
dosser/dwad/miserable shid, etc.
this is a good place for me to ask a question that i have been wondering about for some time. when you (other guys) go to use a toilet (urinal or otherwise) and you get your penis out, do you also remove your balls or do you leave them inside your pants?
when you remove your balls, the urinal flushes
Now, what was the question?
i do go balls out but it dawned on me that it was completely unnecesary so i was curious if i'm stood next to guys who have them out every time i use a public toilet. i might start wearing my balls outside of my underwear but inside my trousers all the time.
I dunno if I'd want my balls that close to a zip at all times though. Asking for trouble.
zip inbetween sausage and bean or zip under ball ?
It feels weird otherwise. And zips are like trains: no threat at all while static. So long as you make sure your balls aren't on the line before it gets moving it's all good.
Having them so close to the tracks all the time is a bit risky however.
although that could cause a whole array of other problems depending on how you keep your pubes
There must be a pube problem otherwise everyone would have velcro flies, surely? No one wants to buy an item of clothing that requires you to shave your beans.
and had to go to hospital. I never want that to happen again.
I also take my shirt off to have a shit, George Costanza style.
before taking a shit.
But then went away with a group of his closest mates, and someone found walked in on him completely starkers, sat on the crapper. Then he had to sit them all down and tell them.
It's fair to see he's got OCD
screw the zip. just roll your trouser leg up
I also piss sitting down most of the time. Anyone who does a stand up piss at home is an idiot.
and it completely eradicates the risk of unexpected off-streams splashing on the floor or your jeans. You have nothing to prove by standing up.
sit-down wees are great
i can have like 5 mini poos a day sometimes.
Do you crap standing up?
Also, haters; it's good for the planet man
Wouldn't bother me. If it's aimed down the plughole and suitably 'flushed' I can't see it being a problem.
There's a lot to be said for pissing while naked and not having to worry (too much) about where it lands. And whilst being rained on too. A minor liberating experience.
you really don't have to undo your buckle to undo your fly unless you've got big fat sausage fingers.
why are you watching what other people are doing there?
do their belt up at the sinks, not even at the urinal. It just seems odd to get semi undressed, for a piss, especially at work/in the pub. Do whatever you like at home, though for me, sitting down to piss seems far too time consuming - Im a busy man*
Bidet to YOU, sir!
pants round the ankle. get a lovely breeze going round the nethers
and then shout "MUUUUUUM. FINISHED" when you're done.
of some mates who did this whilst stood at a urinal in a club in Slovenia. Somebody took exception and punched them both in the head, knocking them to the floor mid piss.
much better just to let him have some room and flop over the top of pulled down garments and an undone belt.
- always under the belt.
- always balls out.
- always sit down when home to take a piss. this means i can iPhone more often
i honestly have no idea how anyone uses the penis-holes in boxers, nor do i understand when i see a bloke looking like he's trying to push a can of beans up his japs eye when they are trying to put their dick back in their pants if they've gone for the fly technique.
yeah, that's just a bit unnerving.
and have my butler bring me some fresh clothes.
Or is it just me
inside the Victoria Centre, Nottingham and asked me if I was going for a piss.
When I said "Yes" he asked if I wanted to piss in his hands.