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Accidentally/unwittingly (e.g. Chaos theory) or on purpose (e.g. murder).
- Chaos Theory kills: +5
- I don't have an iPhone: +0
- Orient Express-style murder: +2
because I've caved in a few skulls with my gamecube over the years.
plus the handle on the back is perfect for maximising the arc and force of the attacking blow
but let's just say, when was the last time you saw Pigfoot around these parts?
Halo Matchmaking - 10,716
Twins absorbed whilst in the womb - 1 (but then I met YOU and I'm starting to doubt that.)
Had been doing a bit of work on the side transporting vegetables across Europe. Was out on the road when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian. Luckily I didn't hit the guy but my load of cucumbers spilled out into a load of pig shit. Managed to get it all loaded back up and went on my way. No harm done.
or every time clicheguevara reproduces, a natural disaster kills thousands of people
WHAT HAVE I DONE??! D':
you're on a train. BIG BOLLOX BENNY is on there on the way back from his stag night and makes a suggestive comment about your sexuality. You decide to engage in drunken banter and as a result he misses his stop. He then gets off at the following stop and attempts to walk home pissed, stumbling in an out of the road, BIG BOLLOX BENNY stumbles into the path of a taxi and the resulting collision kills him instantly.
If you'd not engaged in drunken banter, would he have alighted the train at his intended destination and got home to his mum and dad safely?
i'm posting from a ferry (cruise ship) and we just almost ran into a yacht. was seriously scary. i was watching the little captain's room at the time and they pressed the horn about 10 times before the yacht seemed to change course. wish i'd taken pics of how close we came to killing some tiny little yachtsmen
never taken cocaine.
but probably fuckloads less than many (most?) of my fellow citizens.
Everybody dies anyway...
unless we're counting Jesus and Italians.
NEEENAAAWWWW NEEENAAWWWW NEEENAAAAWWW
Yo D-Man we're taking you in, you have the right to remain silent....
Never had you down as a snitch, man.
Sounds great though