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Possibly the best headline ever?
(I think I know the bride's family).
Standard Scottish event no?
I'm going back there tomorrow (not to a wedding, fortunately). I'm still scared though.
to pull out in case A Scottish decides to sit on my lap
brilliant, we now have a rival to 'an attractive'. Although 'a scottish' and 'an attractive' are nearly always mutually exclusive. (lovely DiSers excepted, of course.)
but never a wedding (depsite having been to many in scotland.) You can come to my wedding one day and noise up my male cousins, and get a good barney on the go.
One is probably gay, the other one is overweight and not very fit. Jamie's about the same size and build as you though- perfect for a SQUARE GO.
who would win in a fight between the fat and the gay one?
Not like the gay one.
Would be surprised if she doesn’t get honeymoon cystitis, thanks to her husband’s poor personal hygiene.
That took me ten minutes
*skid her dress.
Fucking Greenock. :D
(I kid you not).
That should be a criminal act.
I like the way important bits are highlighted for the hard of thinking. It's very progressive.