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I'm not sure how to take this. I mean this is massive.
I'll never forget where I was the day I heard this news. NEVER.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I'd like to un this your mean-spirited pseudo-ironic post please.
Marge Simpson: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer Simpson: [sarcastic voice] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
[walks out, slams the door, then sticks his head back in]
Homer Simpson: Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic.
Marge Simpson: Well, du'uh.
As Alan Partridge once said ''they're hard to uderstand aren't they, the geordie people''.
`she's from the North my dear chap, civililised? they're barely human!!! braw haw haw! your serve.`
other than, perhaps, because Simon Cowell wants to bone her. She's no one to American viewers, and is hardly dripping with charisma. Harsh on Dermot O'Leary though, considering it was apparently between him and her for a spot on the show because Simon didn't want too many unfamiliar faces... and then he brought Steve Jones in as host.
If you know what I mean.
It's all a big cover-up so he can bang Cheryl Cole.
set in agreeance.
I mean, I may be pretty much monolingual, but as some sort of compensation for this I have had the gift of understanding all accents bestowed upon me. Now need to find a way for this great skill to pay the bills
a lofty pedestal indeed
they just arent used to hearing accents i guess.
who will be the object of the rubbish male singers' affections?
who will simon get lechy with instead?
Which means that there is a place open in the female Steve Jones role. They should get back whatserface with the blonde hair and the lack of charisma.
at least she's now a victim to racism too
no one would be able to understand her. at all. they struggle so hard with my accent and i've got a light scottish lilt. as soon as i get a beer or two in me they cannae understaun ah wird aw whit ahm tryin' tae say.
sugar-free irn bru?
this made me very happy, that she finally got a fitting reaction to her fake empathy bullshit she pulls as 'our cheryl' whether it be for the right reason or not I'm literally over the moon that people in America hated her.
The problem is she'll be back here, fucking bitch, Ashley Cole needs to try harder to keep her from coming back
it seems that there was no 'chemistry' between her and Paula. In other words, Paula wanted her out.
"Why X Factor has been turned into one big joke"
We hoped she’d finally get over Ashley and bag herself a sexy American boyfriend (not tedious little Derek Hough – we were thinking more along the lines of Justin Timberlake)"
"you can have your old job back… no, actually, sorry, some bird from N-Dubz might be doing it instead"
Best case scenario for Cheryl now: UK X Factor and a Girls Aloud reunion. Worst case scenario: Geordie Shore and an Ashley Cole reunion.
what with the half of Girls Aloud doing solo albums and Sarah Harding starting a career as a Kat Moon impersonator:
over Ratko Mladic being taken prisoner.
sacking someone about two minutes after they get the job. odd. what an awkward conversation that must've been.
STROKE OF GENIUS BY COWELL.
COLE WAS IN ON IT ALL ALONG. PUBLICITY GENERATED FOR US X FACTOR.