I hate when the ringpull on a beer falls into the can midway though drinking. Then taps the side on every swig, taunting me.
I hate Northwich Victoria
I hate 75% of Bob Pollard's solo material
I hate little wank stains who sit at the back of the bus playing some MC Cuntface on the speaker. SOME GUY INVENTED HEADPHONES YOU LITTLE PRICKS. If i wanted to listen to that music, I would ask your 23 year old, jobless, chinese tatoo toting, pink tracksuit wearing, would suck my cock to 'bust a cig' mum to borrow her cd's
I hate all those people in Toady's old house in neighbours, I dont care where they came from, or what they are doing, I want them off my TV.
I hate every hotel
I hate every corbi trouser press and iron combo. i may as well sit on my shirt and fart on it to get out the creases.
I hate New Rave
I hate people who hate New Rave, yet have never had to endure a full concert from the 'genre'
I hate people who go to see Herman Dune and then stand in front of me, and talk for the whole gig, without even acknowleging the band
I hate toddlers that walk in front of me in the supermarket, which you cant really act pissed off at for walking slow, cause they are just learning. The urge to kick them into touch is there though.
I hate every referee in the Conference, and Conference North, soon to be called Blue Square Premiership and Blue Square North.
I hate old people who go to the supermarket in the evening, despite the fact they have fuck all to do during the day.
I hate people who use too many items in the 10 items or less isle at the supermarket
I hate people who glare at me for buying too many items in the 10 items or less isle at the supermarket
I hate people who think that Short Circuit was beter than Flight of the Navigator
I hate that there is no neighbours omnibus
I hate that the picture on a hand dryer displaying how to use it has a disproportionately sized finger to the button
I hate orange wednesdays
I hate standing on a plug, it is probably the single most painfull thing in the world to date.
I hate a small minority of FCUM fans
I hate coins smaller in value than that of 5p
I hate PR companies that lie and say you are on the guestlist, when they havent done a fucking thing.
I hate people that call barms 'bread cakes' (it happens in leeds, not a word of a lie......your mums your dad etc)
I hate that the FA Cup has gone to ITV
I hate people who dont like neutral milk hotel
I hate people who claim to like neutral milk hotel, yet wouldnt recognise them if Jeff Mangum came and shat in their mouth.
I hate 63% of Biffy Clyro's current fan base
I hate anyone who doesnt think that Apple Juice Boy are the tits.
I hate him out of Funeral for a Friend that wears a Britney Spears mike...
I hate Pokemon, i like digimon though for some reason
I hate people who like Bob Dylan, but never listened to Tom Paxton....
I hate walking into the corner of anything