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I was down the pub today. Someone said 'we pulled over in the lay-by'.
I thought, that sounds a bit like a euphemism...
0 - hhmmmppphhh
a euphemism for something?
we could make checking out groceries hilarious.
if so, i'm in. x
decided that "friend of Gandalf" sounded a LOT like a slightly offensive McKellan/gay reference.
Oh did you now know? Graham Norton? He's a ... a friend of Gandalf, shall we say.
as in, "phwoar, I'd so take an injunction out over her"
but my brother during university holidays used to do some work for a company laying cables. Every time the subject is brought up (not that often admittedly) i can't help giggling.
smash the thread
hold the phone
having a think
pump up the christmas tree
walking the shadow of the valley of death
waxing the owl
updating my status
tweeting your ma
having sex with a lady
walking the dog
jummping the corpse
shagging the vagina
swimming the channel
silencing a witness