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Including the core. Pips and all. Not the stalk though because that's technically tree.
I eat the whole apple. You?
YOU fuck off
And smaller ones in one go.
I've got a big mouth, but I couldn't get this crunchy braeburn sat next to me down in two bites.
What about a cooking apple? That would fuck him up.
It was a disgusting but magnificent spectacle.
everyone knows apple seeds are loaded with cyanide. say hi to god for me!
Not feeling quite so smug now AM I?
Worse than knicker men
'The skin is riddled with toxins'
'I eat stickers ALL THE TIME dude'
/Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Gotta get your money's worth. I like the texture of the pips. And it saves you having to wander round to find a bin. Everyone should man up and eat the core.
there was a kid at school who was all 'hey guys, just ate an apple...no,you don't understand, the whole thing, everything though, just all of it, stalk and all, guys, guys'
You're not just saying "i ate the whole apple" you're saying "i am the kind of person who eats the whole apple - so FUCK YOU sir."
I wish I was one of you.
I don't like the feeling in my mouth when I have gone TOO FAR. It makes mea feel a bit sick. Like I've hit the bone.
My disdain, yeah there you go, have some of that disdain, no, don't stop now, eat it all up, one last spoonful.
i am curious as to why people /stop/ at a certain point. who decided that?
horses have shoes
there's a spider that makes itself a cobweb hat out, to appear more sophisticated to lady spiders
but I thought one of you perverts would
I hate the sight of it.
but i dislike the core but like eating the rest. it's still early.
it stresses me out so I just go for a mars bar instead.
but a Mars bar helps you work, rest AND play. That's the essential troika of activity. It's a no brainer
A guy who eats the whole apple and you people don't know how to take it.
until I realised that the pips, stalk and core tasted horrible and I was impressing no one.
without the 'until' part. i.e. i never did.
There's flavour to be had! Right there!
but I will fight to the death to defend your right to be a bit stupid.
from slicing up that apple, spreading some jam on it and offering it to a neighbour. Seek help.
Of cores you are.
I don't know why anyone would want to eat those bits. they're horrible. You would end up with loads of sticky apple juice all over your hands. Not eating the core means your hands stay dry. THATS WHY PEOPLE STARTING DOING IT LIKE THAT.
I have to tell you that a tree will grow in your stomach.
but it's so hairy. it's the hairiest fruit going
Kiwi fruit skin is aces. Eat yer kiwis like an apple and get that roughage goodness down yer.
it's delicious - the slight tartness really complements the taste of the fruit. The hairs are coarse enough to not be gross (I'm looking at you, peach), and can be easily rubbed off prior to consumption if you like. And most importantly, you don't have to mess about with peeling them or scooping them out.
the worst thing is the possible risk of getting furry skin in your mouth. You are a mental
but Im a bit too old for that sort of thing nowadays
Just thought you should know: I now eat the whole strawberry as well. Turns out the green bit doesn't really interfere with the flavour in any significant way.
Anyway figured you'd want to be kept in the loop but didn't seem worthy of a new thread.
If so you a hypocritical fuck who deserves a thousand deaths! If not, carry on.
As I stated in the OP the stalk is technically part of the plant and frankly has no business remaining attached to the fruit.
Not the stalk but the stalky connector sector.
4101 braeburn, y'all
there are three, COUNT 'EM!, stickers. THREE!
what a friday
in this thread people have talked about the core, the pips and the stalk. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SPIKY STAR SHAPED THING ON THE BOTTOM? that scares me more than the core. and the core scares me a lot.