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Woe is me.
My Mum wouldn't let me have the MMR jab. This is what happens. Mumps.
i had mumps when i was little. i think. get em out the way early, thats my motto.
entitled 'check it out'
movely mady mumps
My mumps, my mumps
my lovely lady lumps
Motorboating and a dump?
Is this you- http://www.bodey.co.uk/resources/_wsb_438x274_Mumps.jpg
Be really REALLy careful. Also, no kissing boys at primavera or else you might ruin their knackers. Look after yourself x
I DO NOT LIKE TO REST.
I reckon it'll be fine. Painkillers. Carry on? Possibly?
You'll be fine by next week, I'm sure. Fluids, rest etc, no problem. Try not to breathe on anybody!
Does it affect Primavera? You've got a few days to sleep and drink lots of fluids or whatever right?
</concern and sympathy>
I don't know if it's similar but it sounded like a cool ailment to have, all Victorian and like I should be curing it with absinthe. It was horrible though.
Anyway, ARE YOU INFECTIOUS? Shall I bring my fumigation mask to wear around you?
Shouldn't be, no! Anyone that has seen me in the last week, though...unlucky.
and had a seriously swollen face at Primavera - all the kings horses and all the kings men kept their distance.
man i wish i was going to primovery
ALSO: I've got a weird thin face. THis just kind of evens it out. SCREW YOU, THE MUMPS.
or close to one who has?
GO AHEAD AND MUMP!
Get better soon
Fuck the rest of you.
This is how we do it.
til the broad day light, the broad day light yeah
(this is funny yeah)
It's better than AIDS I guess, but still a bit shite.
All the best, and I hope you feel better soon, and not so down in the mumps.
Laughing at this hurt my glands.
I get poxed down, but I get up again
OKAY THEN XYLOPWN
i ctrl+f'd "mump sat"
i didn't account for people having shit typing skills
Mump City Groove
The ignorance! It scratches!
Ok we're good. Carry on.
then my mate got it and was in hospital for ages getting fluids and shit. i felt bad, so when i went to see him i pointed and laughed at his hilariously overside baw jaw and called him despertate dan. i felt MUCH better.
infertility or something if it touches his balls.
He's got a massive jaw anyway, but he made the mistake of telling one of the guys in confidence that it was his swollen bollocks that were really hurting him.
I waited all afternoon for him to say something that could be construed as grumpy so I could say 'C'mon, no need to get testy'.
He told me if he wasn't in so much pain, he'd have jabbed me. And I'd have deserved it.
TOTALLY MOTIONLESS EXCEPT FOR HER HEART
and i'm losing controooool
LIKE YOUR FACE.
Pot. Kettle. MUMP FACE.
MUMP SAT ALONE IN A BOGGY MARSH
TOTALLY MOTIONALESS EXCEPT FOR HER HEART
Oh. That's it. I'm done with this thread. Everyone out.
Joe Dolce covers the Presidents of the USA
Apparently it's gone beyond the contagious bit, though!! I'll stop licking your pillow,though. Just in case.
You'll be able to drink your way through it next week though, yeah?
I was looking for something to cheer you up but I don't think this is it.. http://tinyurl.com/5vt285m
I do hope you're going to Primavera.
You probably just don't know it's me. Here's a clue: woolloomooloo
It always amazes me how I don't associate people with THE INTERNET.
I promise not to give you Mumps. (it will cost you a drink, I'm afraid)
I'll sneak you one out. More if you're lucky/threaten to spit on me.
That ok with you, Bert?
I'm going to continue to call you idiot.
That okay with you, idiot?
Pistol grip mump on my lap at all times
Pistol grip mump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggaz shit, but they can’t be fucking with mine
poor you :(
i really hope you get better before primavera, even if all you primavera-going bastards have been making me horrendously jealous these last few weeks.
hope someone is/will be taking care of you xxx
Taking care of me? AHAHAHAHAHA! You've met my housemates, right? :D
he gives good hugs, at least :D
...if you can hug peopole, what with your terrible and contagious DISEASE
Have a couple of cans of Mumpy Jack to cheer you up love?
Although, I can.
IT'S A BIT BETTER TODAY :D
That's really awful news. If I were you I wouldn't even try to get out of bed. Also, be careful at Primavera, or you could end up doing yourself serious long term damage. I had mumps this time two years ago, at the same time that I had swine flu. As soon as I could get out of bed I started going for it, and I ended up not properly recovering until about 8 months later. So please please be careful and don't do yourself more harm. Also, feel better soon! Xx
what a bastard.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, WHEN PEOPLE DEMAND IT
(This is in keeping with the pop punk thread on the music board)
(Hope you feel better soon!)