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of not putting anything in the main comment box?
Is this some ghastly trend you picked up stateside?
of not replying to my posts?
My Huey Lewis pun went ignored. Quite frankly I never thought I'd see the day.
and by the time I stopped choking i'd forgoteen. So here- :'''D
In fact, NO! have a :'''( because you almost killed me. I had to self-Heimlich.
because that would be sick.
I turn round too quickly etc.
Solution: never get off my bike?
Just hire someone to follow you around dismantling your bike around you whenever you want to get off of it.
I'm going to heap up piles of sand at my usual destinations, then cycle into the sand heaps and then step off at the top of the sand heaps. Fool proof?
I like it.
It's fun whether or not you have bad hips! All the williamsburg kids are at it.
just gonna get myself some Abercrombie and Fitch jeans, and a few bags of sand.
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE.
I don't want you seeing me cry
But I won't let you know
I can squeeze my legs together in a certain way sometimes that pops them back in though. Satisfying!
go to the chiropractor and get it fixed.
now shut up.
so I'm scared of going to him.
Actually, this might be a whole other thread?
chiropractor = dangerous charlatan
osteopath = lower risk of paraylsis, oh wait, I see what you're doing here.
I had a terrible back (ibuprofen 24/7 for 3 months) and then after about 6/7 sessions at the chiropractor it was sorted.
I am truly bitter. I had terrible neck problems last year and went to a chiropractor - all he did was relieve me of around a grand, and take endless pictures of my boobs (not really- but he took a hell of a lot of xrays. I eventually left him and went an osteopath, who told me to rest and apply ice because it was muscular and not skeletal, charged me £15, and cured me. And more importantly, did not make me stand around topless for ages)
He sounds like a right cowboy. Wait, did you give Lucien a grand?
I think it's like any health type profession. Some good and some bad. There are some dentists out there that will try and sort you out a bunch of fillings you don't need and hundreds of pounds. Doesn't mean all dentists are crooked shitbags. Same with chirpractors I reckon.
Chiropractors are like homeopaths. I'm amazed so many people on here take them seriously.
but my injuries were: weirdly spasming hip, hurting shoulder and neck stuck in weird position. All fixed perfectly by a chiropractor.
my chiropractor basically saved my life.
I have testicles post.
of spelling thanks as ''thnaks''?
Did you pick up this ghastly trend stateside?
probably involving surreal depictions of warhammer characters.
I too would like to know this.
I feel my hip is hindering my progress in the game of life.
This shouldn't be here.
I have REALLY bad hips, they pop out and hurt all the time and in the bath it feels like they're floating out of their sockets. Anyway, that's not the answer but a family friend had bad hips too and he was told he'd need a replacement but there's a minimum age of 40? (just made that up as can't really remember) They only have a limited lifespan so I guess they want to do it once and for them to last you.
Last few days I've been complaining endlessly of a painful right hip & trying to self-diagnose via the interweb. I slipped on some water at work 5 years ago & it's never been the same since. Should have sued like bad haircut lady on that advert. Yeah, should have sued that special needs school into the dirt.
or is it the other way round?
I don't think I need a new one, I just need the one I have adjusted a bit. Or filed down. Typing this makes me feel more than a bit sick, btw.
what the fuck are you talking about?
The little hippy jointy bit? Y'know? The hip joint.
I could draw you a diagram...
just checked my hips. don't appear to have any sac bits.
It lubricates the joint. The bursa sac.
I'll be taking my honeymoon in Skeggy one day too. If you went to any nice early evening carveries, send me a PM
I'm not sure he could've taken it.
take a close look at his threads today and you'll see he's more of....rudolf hess? i'm too busy for this.
Several people nearly died.
i was actually reading an article on the holocaust on saturday and...i cant finish this sentence.
I mean, what meths said.
The Himmler of Threads
The Emir of Qatar
The Anderton of Mozambique
that's why I'm claiming it back like the word queer. I'm going to get a big sash made with The Himmler of Threads written on it
I didn't mean me personally. Yes, you'll have to take my word for it and ignore the bit about me getting my own sashes made up which doesn't really help
Another sash around here would dilute the splendour and fabulous power of my one. This site ain't big enough for two sashes...as the gayest, nerdiest cowboy of all time said
asked about 30 posts ago.
I've fallen....and I can't get up!
they're very clicky and i get stuck in certain positions sometimes.
IS THEWARN HEADING FOR A FALL? OVER
My post may have historical inaccuracies
I'm starting to soften towards you again, but he still seems pretty cut up about the whole thing.
I just assumed the question mark was in the wrong. place
Lucien's allowed to post? After what he did?
I think the nhs doesnt like doing them on people under 50
If you really want one, get run over. Broken hips are typical if you get hit at any respectable speed.
tbf though, my advice to most people nowadays is get yourself run over.
not nice :(