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what a world we live in
he's probably generating a fair amount of his own gravity there, probably not enough to compete with the gravity of the earth, but still
he's probably just got treacle oozing from his pours or something
I hope he uses his powers for good
he's just fat and sticky
he will do nothing in his life but hinder near by orienteers
that'd be pretty worthwhile
in the vague hope that a nearby evil orienteer heading north would walk towards him, the kid has a button, when the orienteer is 20 paces away he pushes it and down comes a net, catching the orienteer and allowing us to recover his bounty of leaves, conkers and wild mushrooms? Sounds good actually, I say we submit the idea to his parents.
or we'll have to make him live at the exact magnetic North Pole, to prevent orienteering confusion. I imagine his powers are only going to increase as he gets older. He's a danger to shipping.
According to a (possibly mental) bloke in a watch shop when I kept needing new batteries for a seemingly unbroken one.