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I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Anyone for a banal thread?
but BANAL you say? I am current awaiting an Adobe Acrobat install.
rather than the ketchup being squirted shoddily over the chips like I've been doing MY WHOLE LIFE.
that's... good advice.
thanks for the heads-up.
GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP YOU CUNTS.
I like the 'pump system' being rolled out in McDonalds though.
Works a treat.
On the subject of fruit, though:
then apparently a CD spindle case would work a treat holding it together.
My guard comes with what it describes as 'a very useful fork'.
It's miniscule and only useable if I use my face to support one side of the banana whilstbpushing w ith the fork from the other.
Most useful thing I learnt.
Instead of icing hitting bridge of your mouth, rotate iced finger by 180 degrees so icing hits tongue and you get all flavour sensations.
but these squares just don't seem to get it.
It revolutionised the way I eat. I enjoy seeing peoples faces after you have told them that they are eating an iced finger incorrectly, showing them how to eat correctly and then the beaming smile on their face when they realise they have been doing something wrong the whole time.