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what happened on your lunch break today?
I work on an industrial estate, so usually a colleague drives us to Tesco to get lunch. Today, for various reasons, none of the five people I can rely on going were going. Don't panic, I thought, we'll just hit up the vending machines, get some snacks, it's friday after all. But oh no. Tenner in my pocket, no change. So I beg a couple of quid off someone. Go to the machines. Can of coke, fine. Bag of crisps. What's this? IT'S STUCK! Shake machine. NOTHING. Have to put more money in to free them. Can no longer afford chocolate.
So, my lunch is a bag of crips and a can of coke, and I owe someone money.
He had a scottish accent and we ended up talking about Neil Lennon and the SNP. So bored. I need to practise my Danish accent some more so I can talk about bacon and lego.