Definitely trust the source on this one
Hit me with your best shots, fuckwits
but that still cut me real deep just then
Turns out they'd just moved and someone had stood a box there
I didn't know things were this bad.
It's going pretty well I think
if it's all the same to you.
Maybe if you sweetened the deal with a troop of murderous flags ...
Don't worry, Lucien. I'll always be here to make you look better.
Any funniness evaporates into regret and suicidal impulses the instant you push post. Not in this case though, this one's a classic
I'm going to lunch, but there's plenty more where this came from later. I am definitely "frisky" and in the mood to copy & paste the users currently online list in a humorous fashion
I've watched at least 12 while they've slept though
This would have been the perfect place to copy & paste the users online list as threatened. For the laughs
Someone say something totally mental
and i come back and THIS is still here.
you know what, fuck this.
How do you sleep at night?
i'm too busy for this
++++++ thread closed again ++++++
and just cry? I mean uncontrollable, heaving sobs of despair.
stop this now. I was obviously bumping it because I was deeply embarrassed by the initial post and tried to cover it up by doubling down and continuing to post in it, but you can only keep up the bravado for so long. Here I stand before you, admitting that I fucked up, it was a terrible thread to make and I've disgraced myself in a lasting way
Are you happy Darcy?? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??
if it means this goes away. well away.
Look how upset he is ^
I just dropped in to check out this thread and now I'm probably going to kill myself.
Nice one, Lucien. Real classy!
I'm not even angry anymore. I'm just deeply, deeply sad.
anything fun going on in...OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE
I used to look up to you Lucien.
is a sex offender.
all i need now is for someone to put on exit music for a film so i can throw myself out of the window.
All the best,
''TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA STOP'' over and over again... whilst Lucien is slurring ''I'll be fine''.
this is like watching a lion rape a sheep...but not in a good way
Hopefully this Fred West of a thread will be gone by tomorrow morning.
As a monument and side reminder of this travesty. Like Auschwitz.
Lest we forget.
SEE WHAT HE'S DONE TO ME???
Another 59 posts slagging me off and I'll have a 100 reply thread on my hands
Then you'll respect me
IT RISES LIKE A ZOMBIE FROM THE GRAVE.
Pure Friday 13th horror.
we can only hope he did us all a fabour and...no...dont want to jinx it.
this thread is fucked. absolutely fucked.
Cheers Lucien. Cheers.
like this one never happened.
How does he live with himself? Has he absolutely NO conscience whatsoever?
Lucien is starting to come out of this beter than expected.
I'm not going to though...last time I read the first two posts it set of my gag reflex something awful. Full on teary-eyed boaking.
It hasn't gone very well.
i dont ever want to see this again.
who bumped this?
Not happy guys. Not happy at all.
but this seems like a better place to ask:
You know those toilets with the seats that have a bit missing at the front? Why do people make them? They're horrible. I don't want my penis flapping against the inside of the cold, germy toilet bowl, guys. Stop it.
One of those bastards caused me to massively wee all over the floor in Miami.
I can say that quite safely here because nobody with any sense will read this thread.
Americans must like rubbing their willies on toilet bowls. They also have disposable toilet seat covers everywhere, like that's supposed to help. Thanks guys.
with your bare hand thus exposing yourself to other peoples willy germs.
Maybe it is in the constitution.
I need something to live for after this thread.
Not sure I can even be bothered to drive up and see my girlfirend. I just want to go to bed.
Wanna talk about toilet seats?
You may see my body, swinging from a tree.
Don't cut me down.
There isn't a more heterosexual man on telly. Don't be stupid.
We don't need more grief. Not now. Not here.
0 - I'm just about ready to turn this gun on myself
I don’t care if I go down as well, it would be for the best in the long run.
I had no idea how bad this was going to get. It's like hearing that there *may* be some icebergs around during the Titanic's maiden voyage but not really thinking anything of it, and then coming back to the news seven hours later and hearing that everyone's dead.
it will definitely be soundtracked by Celine Dion.
as Lucien's mouse cursor hovers over the 'post' button.
as he clicks the mouse, tears in his eyes
"Be suuuure, before you close thaaaat doooor"
as he stands up and turns of his monitor
Another spelling mistake. Fucking Lucien.
It's okay Lucien, I'm here for you xxxx
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