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Task is to make an App, should be good!
That's not wearing a tie then?
Yeah you did.
Because there definitely aren't enough shitty hastily thrown together soundboard apps already.
APPS APPS APPS
Jim is such a hero.
is so depressing.
Other than the people doing it for a doughnut obviously.
Why did the ladies project manager do the pitch dressed like a stasi general :S
And what is the best way to murder 10000 people?
Wasn't a global app
i adore that music from american beauty
totally all about the website with loadsa hits
someone says something a bit stupid - cut to shot of them looking confused, audience laughs
they're all making "app" puns in the car and one goes "did you have an APPle?" cue silence. absolute gold.
wasn't it on last night? i fell asleep before that guy got fired...
did i dream it all? or am i now dreaming that i am posting in another apprentice thread?
If they had given the contestants a little longer to come up with a concept for the app, it would've been a far more interesting creation process and far more impressive end process than the soundbites each time provided, which were far from awesome.
Can't wait for Edna to get the boot. I presume normal psychologists don't have an insurmountable superiority complex? Oh, and it was clever of her to keep her nose clean while the other's pitched to the websites. She then proceeded to muck up her talk at the conference in Earls Court, which had little or no impact on the final result.
Leon; "Can I change my decision?"
Jim "CHANGE IT!"
He seems like he's one of the stronger contenders of the guys along with the quirky inventor type, and likeable despite being a bit of a prick. I hope he bullies his way out of the boardroom every time it looks like he's gonna get picked for the last 3. His little wink to Leon at the end was amazing.
Apologising, climbing up Lord Sugar's A-hole. What a douchetwat
he smooth talked his way out of the last 3, which i didnt like. he thinks he's fucking rasputin or something.
he just made Leon his bitch, wouldn't of surprised me if he turned round and said "if you choose me i'll put a nailbomb through your letterbox"*
*may or may not be a quote from the Slangatang app
the two that they got are uk and europe based sites - probably the reason they initally took the lead on downloads, but once north america woke up and saw the wired article, they had no chance.
We couldn't breathe in our house we were laughing so much
Do did anyone work out what Susan Ma's app was meant to actually be?
you put in the answer and it tells you the question.
kinda like jeopardy
I quite fancy Susan or whatever her name is
When the girls won yesterday and went to the foyer bit she was bouncing up and down like a child who'd had too many blue smarties. I can't work out whether I find this endearing yet.
you actually understood that? Poor Susan, I quite like her.
Yesterday's was interesting for me because it's a task I've actually done really recently. It was in a training session and it wasn't our job so we were starting from the same position as the Apprentices. But we came up with an idea and strategy by using logical sorting exercises, working out audiences, feasibility, profit sources, coming up with USPs etc. Do you think they do that on The Apprentice and it's not shown, or do they just shout stupid ideas over the top of each other? You never see them doing anything that resembles actual work on the show apart from sales.
the guys didn't seem to at all. I've never seen them use Google the twats.
This is interesting about the apps:
but it seemed a very complicated way to play what is a stupid game in the first place.