Man Utd rout a Schalke team who at least gave it a lash this time. THE GREATEST GOALKEEPER OF ALL TIME (who according to our pal Clive is so good if he drops the ball the ref will presume he was fouled) makes a howler. Anderson just about avoids some end of days shit by not completing a hat trick and Gibson vaguely resembles a professional footballer
In Scotland Celtic lose which plants momentum firmly in Rangers' direction.
We might have an outcome in the FA hearing a day early i.e today