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DON'T TELL ME THE SKY'S THE LIMIT WHEN THERE ARE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON
Is this the series where the prize is money to start their own business, rather than a job with Sir Alan?
Or Baron Sugar of Clapton in the Borough of Hackney, to be precise.
"She is the founder and director of the Global Youth Consultancy Business, which she set up when she was 13.". Sounds like a fun kid...
I forgot all about this year's series. It seems to have gone very quickly. I can't wait a week!
i havent got over last years one yet.
It wasn't allowed to be shown in the run up to the election, as Sugar is a Labour Lord.
Felcity Jackson seems quite pretty. And Vicent Disneur is called Vincent Disneur.
Mind you, I fancied Lucinda, so what do I know.
What a character. Probably thinks the N gives him gravitas or something.
Fingers crossed for someone as deluded as "The Brand".
I'm not a show pony or a one-trick pony, I'm not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I'm definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires.
My business mind is fluid. But I'm not a piss weak orange squash, I'm no faggy chai Latte, I'm a fucking can of special brew.
That would be mine
I don't like your gimmicky salesman who thinks he can sell ice to an Eskimo. Chances are he probably can't, and why would an Eskimo buy ice.
so i need another website link. when does it start?
you big sponge
Though I am not sure who will top Baggsy from last series. Big shoes to fill!
"If society can make me famous for being good looking, then I suppose I can't judge it to harshly"
Ahh Stuart. You have been missed.
he's Sloan from Alias, isn't he?
he does as well!
I can pretty much tell exactly what all of them are gonna be like just from these photos. Total fannies.
Sugar calls for Tesco to run UK.
HE'S GONNA ED HUNT HIS WAY TO THE TOP.
Helen Milligan looks like a Cluedo piece.
Like they've all been stored in a shipping container in a warehouse with no natural light, and then suddenly dragged out, slapped, given some business-wear and made to pose for photos.
How exactly is this going to impress? Sounds like he's done nothing but fuck up and can't even find a way out of the mess he's created.
Natasha Scribbins, because she comes across as being completely psychotic (and the usual prerequisite for Apprentice candidates: complete lack of self-awareness)
Edward Hunter, because he's giving strong "useless bell-end" signals.
Kate whatsherface and all the other ones no one likes? That would be brilliant, especially is Raef and James were Lord Sugar's aides <3
All the previous series were ruined by the competence, eloquence and people skills of the candidates.
You were making a joke about Scout having learning difficulties and I took it and made it into a much superior joke about the X Factor being full of windowlickers. I feel a fool now.
the token baddy of the series.
if there's as one as pretty as liz and one as brilliant as baggs, i'm in.
i just hate the slow start...there's too many of them. they should cut it to ten.
also....those photos are fucking weird. it looks like they've swapped the hair on all the pictures.
(those are three of the most mundane comments you could hope to read regarding a prime-time television program. enjoy)
As he's back in his old job we can safely assume that he doesn't win. Seemed nice enough when i met him but is apparently a complete knob, as his audition video confirms.