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shit, you probably don't even know who Daniel Copeman is...
but people have told a lot of funny stories. my favourite of them is the one about the guy who wore a suit to play football manager finals on his computer
don't forget the minor details such as him being known to, upon losing a match, spit on his computer monitor in disgust :D
The most beautiful thing in London is McDonalds
The best thing New York has ever done is kill John Lennon
or a bad quote
I mean, who the fuck is Daniel Copeman?
And that was a fucking awesome quote.
My favourite quote is "enjoy watching Pendulum at Reading".
I occasionally use this, or variations on it, in real life
but I can't listen to Joy Division any more without thinking of it.
clearly my replies stay with you almost as much.
was my brother. he posted about 4 times.
something to do with you putting things up your bum, i wasn't there when that came to light but thats the gist of it
Anyone finding someone aged 16-21 attractive.
My mate used to be convinced there was a similar thing with pelican crossings that allowed the feds to get an 'instant green man'. You know, when they were chasing crims and shit.
as it drips from your mouth is an example of the ways in which our patriachal hegemony seeks to normalise the act of fellatio, by forcing us to make the subconcious link to better oral hygeine.
reading, watching a film or trying to work out which players have played against Hendon more than 10 times in the last 10 years because I can't sleep. Most of the time I manage to get off by conducting a Football Manager press conference in my head.
AND THEN HE DID HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL BREAKDOWN!
But obviously, I don't like to brag about it.....
but google's dragging it's heels. Maybe you should watch out and the patriachs are on to you.
which allows traffic lights to be turned green to allow traffic flow in one particular direction.
Actually- I think there is some sort of traffic light altering device- heard about someone getting in shit for misusing it.
of pelican crossings, feds, crims and shit. And the *instant green man*.
cause he's the best
and i dont think we tell him often enough.
hwat can we do to get chicks
kind of surprised your ok w/ this.
Martbowski | 5 Aug '10, 18:50 | ^ This | Reply
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The good times are gone, for you at least...
Fuck sounds a bit too seedy.
just came in, erased everything and drew surprisingly good earthworm jims. i hated him.
he is still on here sometimes. Urethra Franklin
His writing is slick and never untold
His character is wild, and beautiful, and bold
His name has four letters and that's for the better
Because he is Dutch, we love him so much
He has a big dick, his writing is slick
The man he is Dutch, which is why we love him so much
He logs on to dis, perhaps to listen to Chris
Maybe he should read a book, but I don't care, because I love... you... Jook
(I'm not Dutch)
"What a fucking tit. Who are you...the Fat Prince of Soho?"
I miss ChrisJabe.
The two sentences were unrelated, sorry. Jabe made some corking one-liners, and he's missed. All credit to you, you amazing bastard!
ANd, yes...I miss Jabe as well.
most of their quotes on here i think
^I was trying to find it, but I think Theo's deleted it ahead of the court trial.
You must not have heard it.
Face like a sad cliff.
hyg classics, them.
This was at the very end of August and I'd been working out lots at that point (was swimming in testosterone) and I was wearing a pretty tight t-shirt so was obviously displaying some good work (not showboating either - it was just a warm day) but she was such a tart about it, I thought I'd show some ruggedness - i don't know.
or at least a pamphlet
were the equivalent of watching a big dog jump out of the car and charge straight into the sea
so there were these two giants, right
Mr J D(ick) Traynor
But there was a thread quite recently where someone described pissing himself in assembly and trying to use his arms to contain the lake of wee that had desk laughing so hard that I had to hide under my desk.
That was me, I think.
Thanks for finding it, and thanks again for saying it. Truly wonderful stuff.
you fucking fat gout infested pork pie eating CUUUUNT!
He's has another flare-up recently, poor bloke.
doesn't work outside of dis but watcha gonna do. Brailnove.
Carlos Valderama With Jaundice
I love that so much I still have that on my profile.
I still can't get past that spelling of 'drawer'.
Now corrected on my profile (I c&p'd from there so replicated the error).
where did my reply go?
and 'fuck this fucking stupid fucking broken fucking site'.
Imagine that I were to pump you rigorously, to a point where I was nearing release.
Then imagine that before letting it all go, I withdrew my gun and unleashed it's torrent of silvery white bullets all over your mush.
(pumping optional, the release onto the mug is the important bit. I just felt like creating a story that you could feel more of a part of rather than just turning up and waxing your chops)
bamos @foppyish | 24 Sep '10, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
might've been that PJ Harvey ticket crybaby
that was pretty funny
So much joy
got called a singing in the rain dickhead
...like the first post in this thread. Brilliant: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4194333
Reading the phrase "I had a boner from Keilder Water to Stoke-on-Trent" was one occasion when I ran spluttering from the office.
"He." Paul Morley
"Tears of velvet joy." Sean on Joanna Newsom
"Oh and while you're here, would you mind telling us what kind of disease someone *does* need?" alcxxk to Editors singer.
Andrex velvet, one can presume, from having to mop up the vomit which is spontaneously produced at the sound of her caterwailing.
I really must read the music board more, there's gold in them threads.
And with that, I yield.
should be flashing in neon as you enter the music board
time to stop posting
That is all
as a homo half nigger, i'd rather not have everett true on my side, THANKS"
"What's your Dad's name"
Such amazing use of internet.
Never seen that thread before. bobbygeorge really should post more.
He said "Well, you should be mate with moves like that you could be the best in Britain". I said, "No thanks I'm making shit loads from computers"
Someone said something like: 'I like to walk in and mime machine-gunning everyone. Results so far: mixed.'
I still laugh about that now from time to time. Like, on the street and stuff.
get with her but eventually just ended up asking where his mate's towel was?
Also, hyg's final line 'and now she's a lesbian' is a good'un
why would you remind me of that
Can't believe it was Feb 2010 though, in my head it was years ago