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this is pretty rad
it looks COOL
Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be seen as phlegmatic or impassive. In moments of high tension you can often surprise those around you with a lighthearted or humorous remark. Because of your facility with the physical world, you are often engaged in sports that require dexterity, such as motorcycling or hang gliding. You will rarely have time for flights of fancy or unproductive discussion. Constraints on your freedom will be regarded as a personal attack.
Seems to make sense... apart from the motor cycle hand gliding gubbins, couldn't be further from the truth.
this test is really accurate
Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.
Difficult to distract from issues that are important? Yeah, that's probably why I'm doing a rather odd test while I should be working. The rest of it's fairly accurate though, and the job thing is much too close to the mark.
Quiet and very self-assured, you tend to keep your own council. Pragmatic and practical to a fault, you are not one to worry about the finer points of philosophical discourse. In fact, because you are very much an individualist, you often finds yourself at odds with the established truth or the wishes of the majority. You will often earn the wrath of an employer by taking upon yourself decisions which are rightly those of your manager. You are not one to take credit unless it is deserved. Similarly however, you will also not happily give credit where it is not due. In a romantic relationship you can be very frustrating. While you do care deeply and sincerely, and are willing to work at a relationship, your confidence in your own abilities can on occasion make it difficult to see the world from a partner’s point of view. Quiet and stoic at times, you can drive a more emotional individual completely up the wall. You can become overstressed and fatigued without knowing it. Taking time to rest between bouts of hard work can help to prevent a breakdown later on.
You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.
what is this anyway
You are not a leader of men but an organizer of men.
You need order and organization to feel secure about your life.
You will usually have extensive knowledge of your family history and tradition.
You have little use for things that are not useful.
Hard work, thrift and dedication are the way to your heart.
You will always deal with others in a steadfast and straightforward manner, and will consequently expect others to behave the same way.
The strange, the illicit, the unusual, have no place in your mindset.
Proper planning and organization is a distinct pleasure to you.
Because of your sense of responsibility, you will often accept leadership roles that can be onerous and difficult.
Your thinking is sequential.
Relationships for you often revolve around a sense of mutual responsibility.
Good parenting is of prime importance, as is the duties that one lover has to another.
You are intensely loyal, but on occasion can be so obsessed with the duties of a relationship that you can forget to address the private moments that give a relationship meaning.
Oddly, you can be extremely sentimental.
WHICH ONE IS YOUR FATHER WITH HIS COCK OUT?
WHICH ONE HAS THE KNIFE?
WHICH ONE HAS JUST KNOCKED OVER THE INKPOT?
WHICH ONE IS THE EMPEROR OF FARTS?
This test is balls.
WHICH SHAPE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PET?
'which one is diseased?'