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i just had a teaspoon of capers and some mayonaise.
pasta, peas and brown sauce when I was at uni. I can't pretend it was anything other than vaguely palatable.
Worlds Most Unsatisfying Meal
Only without the cheese.
with some sweetcorn in it. Or does this count as proper food?
I bet my housemates that I could last the week on what was left in my cupboard without going shopping (which basically amounted to some pasta, some tomatoes, and a few random tins), and finish everything I had.
I think my final meal was a jar of cockles and a tin of red kidney beans, with a liberal sprinkling of salt and vinegar, and a tin of custard for dessert. Mission accomplished.
cooking them up to get half a bowl of mixed up, broken pasta bits that you can then eat with a bit of butter on.
THAT'S A MEAL RIGHT?
That's a standard meal.
ketchup on ryvita, wasabi on oatcakes...
It's like you're a Foley-bot, and the theme is 'losing weight'.
If I'm really hungry and there's nothing to eat, I tend to try and go to sleep. Yes, even at 2pm. I'm aware this isn't a particularly logical solution, but it does mean you're not thinking about the hunger. I should probably eat the capers
one of my mates ran out of money a few years ago, and didn't eat for four days. he just went to the library, studied, went home and went straight to sleep. i have no idea how he did it. (he did start shoplifting after four days though.)
yoghurt with crisps in it
cut up pieces of apple each with a dollop of dairlyeah light and a sultana on top
the flavours should work i think
It’s not as nice as you imagine.
It’s better than the Weetabix
Even when we had milk in...Weren't even real Weetabix either, they were Tesco blue & white stripe 'Wheat Biscuits'.
He was a fucking monster.
pretty bad. i cover it with fuck loads of powdered sweetener.
my mum used to make me that except you put another digestive on top and its a sandwich. Used to have it with just butter.
(I sometimes have these when I do have food though. I suppose I mainly have them when I have no other condiments to add in)
Or when times are particularly hard, just bread. Actually I used to have just bread for breakfast sometimes when I was late for class, when I cared about going to class.
Cereal from the box. Works best with something like Weetos which are big and tasty enough on their own.
I've eaten a jar of capers before. I was too ill to go out and buy food. I've had pasta with paprika, noodles with mustard. Or I just have some honey.
or end it all. one or t'other.
i consider myself a condiment chef extraordinaire
other than that they're an important ingredient of the Larry David Sandwich.
pretty good actually
and especially instant couscous
this is delicious.