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I'm not a monster, John.
I have had 2 x berocca today, so I'm looking forward to a green pee later.
I've even had to change my diet and cut out caffeine, which apparently depletes them. I'm about to eat some ryvita with wholenut butter, sunflower seeds and a pear for lunch. i want to die.
You were dismissed from consideration due to being overqualified
But yesterday I think I went the whole working day without going to the toilet once (both evacuations).
Is that possible?
I just imagined the urinal was your shoes.
i made IT better
Last night I had dinner with someone and needed a piss but thought I'd go in the Spoons at Liverpool St, but the train was just about to go, so I a got a seat, then I couldn't be arsed to find the bog on the train, so I waited 40 mins till I got home and AHHHHH.
About halfway home (hour bus ride) it became unbearable and I got off at a conveniently isolated spot. Then a couple of kids started on me. Then I had to walk home for 2 and a half hours worried that they were following me and I couldnt even go for a piss
but chances are, when I finally get round to letting it go, it will then take pretty much the same amount of time to get it all out.
the quantum of solace.