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i just realised how it's going to look if i don't get any responses to this:
help a brother out?
because... well ... you know?
cause if i have to copy and paste it onto the blog it's not going to look very convincing.
As such whenever people talk about papercuts I start blinking uncontrolably. Doing it at the moment in fact
but accidentally stabbing my finger with this
hurt less than the many papercuts i get (although the stabwound was more annoying in the long run)
i really hate papercuts
if you'd be that way inclined
getting stabbed actually hurt a lot less. dull ache >>>>>> onstant sting
Personal preference though, innit.
on your CLIT OR DICK.
i used to get them all the time when i was working with a lot of files. Hateful hateful cuts!
on do you call your fanny your 'papercut'?
One of my colleague's old colleagues was doing what he described as a "sexy Arabian princess type dance" where he was using a sheet of paper in place of a veil.
When he whipped the paper veil away from his face, he gave himself a paper cut on his eyeball. Which required stitches. In his eyeball.