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in an area where you've probably only narrowly* kept the BNP out.
Also- he could do with cutting down on the pies.
*I'm basing this on absolutely no facts whatsoever, by the way.
he's probably relieved if it's only something to do with the BNP
DO YOU SEE???
There's nothing wrong with a man who enjoys a good rare roast beef lunch and is afraid of tight spaces.
I've only spoken to him on the phone, and he's very softly spoken, very friendly, and obviously very smart.
How much you agree with him is a different matter...
His favourite restaurant is Nando's, FYI.
You have no idea how disappointed I am to hear of this Nandos revelation. I am slack-jawedly gonig WHAAAAAT right now. He is surely having a laugh?
He also drives a black cab. I am full of Eric facts, I spoke to him just the other day.
I'm doing what might sadly be an allnighter in the office, dealing with some inept people. I need any light (/heavy) relief I can get right now.
He looks more like a character from cult 1980s Terry Wogan-voiced cartoon Stoppit & Tidyup.
true or false - eric pickles? that sorta thing. I shouldn't ever try to be funny, ever.
I was just making it better. Like Stan Lee in the Simpsons.
He always says 'hello chums'. I want to be his chum.
Like a wardbrobe falling on you with the key sticking out, or something.
That's the one!
he still doesnt have any fans :(
it distracts from the point that he's a nasty piece of shit who totally fucked up Bradford council and who would sell his granny down the river if he thought it would save him a penny.
The fact that he's trying to bludgeon through his reforms without any appreciation of the impact of his proposals makes me wonder whether he's clueless or wantonly destructive.
When you have even Conservative council leaders calling him a boorish, ignorant idiot (as has been happening quite frequently recently), you know you've got a numpty in charge.
but I don't think he's an idiot by any means.
(I can't say which council the leader was from, but I can say that he isn't the only one that thinks that).
If you're right, he must be wantonly destructive then...
it's nearly midnight and I'm more in the mood to mention his weight.
PEOPLE WHO (Eric Pickles looks like):
-Peter Griffin, obviously
-Harold from Neighbours if he really let himself go
-David Gest in 20 pie-eating years
-Jabba the Hutt
-a sex offender
-that face I drew on my thumb that time
(that's enough people who, Ed.)