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things that call themselves suits but aren't actually suits.
you can all get bent
You wish that you could get *clicks fingers* with *clicks fingers* this
the way most people do about their national anthems when I hear the opening lines of that
Grains in general really.
I want irn bru and chips.
grains are amazing
wholegrain bread >>>>>>>>>> brown bread
Thank you Dalkin.
loads of them! get your own names, rubbish clothes.
I don't really like actual suits either.
annoyingly, I'm going to have to allow it.
enjoyed it :)
everything. noise, other people, me, work.
Or a shellsuit, for that matter.
Shell suit, I'll allow
there's a coat over there > also
and go round laughing at the poor.
Is it something I should Google at work?
like playsluts, boilerslut and catsluts?
why is this sean?
Before then it was above your post, you wang
why are we attempting to revive its fashions?
the great battle of our age
"Greeny" has passed all his exams which I was forced to postpone by circumstances beyond my control, so is now more qualified and earns more than me and is still boning a girl I fancied. I know it's wrong and petty and contemptuous to wish ill on someone else for their achievements, BUT FUCK HIM AND HIS FUCKING SMUG FACE AND THE ALL THE WAYS HE'S BETTER THAN ME.
In real life he has a perfectly normal name :'(
Get him a login. I'd like to hear what he has to say.
Yeah, I'm sure you'd all have much more fun with him.
Off to kill myself now, BRB.
Fuck my fucking life I hate everyone and everything.
Going out for some beers to celebrate his good news later, you coming?
I have to do this. I still have't received my pre-printed forms which are meant to be next day delivery. May just have to fill them in with a biro. Plus £77.50. Ugh.
They said I should get the photograph countersigned as I look younger in my new photos....THAN I DID TEN YEARS AGO?
(secretly chuffed, despite being annoyed I can't just send the sodding thing off today and pay the cunts £77.50).
Let us in on the secret, yeah?
I do look pretty rough in them to be fair. BUT STILL.
My secret is nivea, alcohol and cigarettes.
the people i work with
amen brother. amen.
You need to lay off the pies.
Do you not have them / call them that in the UK?
still hate them
but my body is too long and they give me and massive camel toe.
have we already covered that subject?
I was trying to be spiky/witty and it didn't really work
As I suspected, we hadn't already covered the subject of your camel toe.
would have sufficed meo. As much as I like you, I don't wanna hear about the toe.
they would look good on me....if it wasn't for the toe.
...me or has meowington got a lot more filthy/dirty/flirty recently?
I'm all for it.
She either says things for LOLs because she doesn't find it embarrassing (good on her). Or she says amusing things without realising they are. (good on her)
I'll be back in half an hour to do the same.
Parents and their kids in swimming pools. They are sufficient evidence alone for Richard Dawkin's Selfish Gene theory. Void of any concern for others. 'I know what I'll do, I'll teach my child the basics of swimming in the main pool, across 3 lanes....that guy who was here before swimming lengths can move' FUCK YOU!
Thoughtless parents should be moved to the Isle of Wight or something. Then they can talk about their little darlings amongst people who give a shit
We've all got problems....
Sorry to hear it.
My bird talks to me in a baby voice from time to time... you ain't got shit on me Mr. Frontcrawl
I have 8 working days left. Join me in celebrating freedom whilst ignoring our doomed futures.
But nah I'm having a hatchet job done on me here. Doesn't bother me because this job is AWFUL but the threat of the dole scares me.
Unemployment = guaranteed weight loss though so...
I hope things get sorted and end up how you want it to.
Like, +/-20% from differing essays that are the exact same quality. As confusing as it is disheartening.
I wish university/life was more like working out, where your results are directly proportional to how much hard work you put in. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take my anger out on inanimate objects.
I'm sure I'll like you all again tomorrow
To no avail.
a truly outstanding sequence of failure to open this thread
And with that, I yield etc.
Thank you so much
like watching Gob from Arrested Development try and do a magic trick.
And with that, I yield.
It doesn't even mean anything.
What doesn't even mean anything? It does.