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but y'know might as well take photos of the most questionable to make some sort of a point.
give it to some of them.
Yeah, and I bet I can guess where, Janet die-in-a-fire Street-Porter. If it's not Harrogate, I'll eat a glass bottle. Just keep your eye-wateringly ugly face, your nails-on-a-blackboard voice, your astonishingly smug sense of humour and your too-extreme-even-to-be-humorous sense of smugness down in London and we'll call it quits. Provided I never have to see/hear you on any form of proper media ever again. Writing for the Mail's fine, cos I'm never gonna have to read that. How old are you now? 60? 65? You're probably the best advert for scrapping the NHS the Tories could hope for. Without some Mr-Burnsian levels of chemicals being stabbed into your arse every week I bet you'd have been found dead and half-eaten by your own pet cats years ago.
i don't think i've ever been more aroused. my artichokes are pulsing
but the Mail seems to do this every time the National rolls around. I could be wrong, but I don't recall them doing the same thing at Ascot, even though I'm sure it has its fair share of badly-dressed, drunken idiots.
Plus I'm not sure Janet Street-Porter is in a position to have a snide dig at anyone, being an infuriating dick and all. Cheers
She - Janet Street-Porter - is criticising other people for being ugly and having no dress sense. Read that sentence again. I mean, sure, there are some monstrosities in those photos, but there's not one I wouldn't pick over JSP. And I'm including the picture of Lily Savage.
Ah yeah yeah
It's on youtube. It's funny.
"Hey ladies, mind if I take your photo for the paper?"
"No, that'd be GREAT"
"Cool. I appreciate it. BTW, JSP's gonna use the photo as an example of how you people are all awful. ThAnKs ByE!"
but yeah, some good comments in there
hilarity ensues etc
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
I wish we got a bit of cleave every now and again, they look like berks anyway, wearing Tony Hart's pants.