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mine: my right knee; a muscle on my left side just around the bottom of the ribcage.
nah I'm in good 'ealth. Got a little mysterious ache on my ribs when I touch it. Probably rib cancer.
My left chest wall, arm pit - shooting pains all across in my chest and down my arm
my lower back is burning
my lower right of my stomach is in agony
today is a good day too
Make your peace with the world and I'll see if I can get hold of a priest/get someone ordained.
Or you good to go?
we can light me up tomorrow.
also, sometimes when I'm on the running machine in the gym, I think I might have a hernia. How can I tell if I have a hernia? What is a hernia? Is it what I think it is?
I'm ok with that man
the inguinal hernai where the muscle wall of the abdomen weakens and/or ruptures and a bit of bowel pops through. Is not nice. A couple of my friends have had hernias, they didn't enjoy the experience.
From playing football, so let's call it a sports hernia.
The thing is, I didn't think I had a hernia 'cause whenever I've seen it on tv, the person wouldn't be able to stand and a lump would be sticking out of their stomach area...like Joey on Friends.
I thought that I just pulled a muscle in my leg, as it it didn't really hurt above that, so I carried on playing for about 3 months until I went to get it checked out at the doctors. Took about 6 months to have the operation. The weeks after that are not fun.
You may have a dry socket. I had a dry socket once. <insert terrible joke here> I had to get an antibiotic shot.
Do his manly loins also ache for boob?
We could possibly start a support group.
they were bigger when i were a lad.*
the answer being, no, your hands were just much smaller.
*normally applied to sweetie nostalgia.
no idea why. i will treat the pain in a few hours with alcohol.
or more supportive brief things? I have to wear one kind whilst walking around during the day, but the other kind in bed at night. Right faff.
Thank the invisible man in the sky for not cancer.
Still, a 4 year ballache isn't normal, there's a few things it might be but if they cleared you for cancer, I'm sure they'd have checked for these other things as well.
My right hip seems to pop a bit when I walk, can't hear it but can feel it move if i put my hand on it then walk, left hip doesn't. Am I going to die?
I'm sorry to say that, but yes you will.
Not from your hip thing though, more likely from old age.
Then get over it cos worrying about when you're going to die is boring and takes time away from thinking about living.
Gap between little toe and its neighbouring toe, left foot.
In your face, someone.
I have taken running down to 5k. Less frequently.
I have pulled something in my leg. And my shoulders are in ned of a massage.
Or maybe I have a DVT.
having typed the words DVT, and bearing in mind my lifestyle, I thought it wouldn't be the worst idea. Shoes are off, office door is shut :D
back from my new carrying stuff walky job.
knee from falling over on thursday night
head from falling off a bench on thursday night (curse you old rosie!)
neck - bad bed
its my face, just above my eyebrows, bumped
My neck a little.
why do i feel so shit in the morning? i often half-wake up and just can't get back to sleep because my back aches, my mouth tastes like shit and i just generally feel like i've been hit by a truck
Or your sleep pattern is a bit fucked and you aren't getting proper sleep.
Maybe change your pre-bedtime routine, get a new mattress, go to bed earlier, drink less alcohol/caffeine, excercise in the earlier evening, etc, etc, etc.
my sleep pattern is actually alright, go to bed about 11/12 get up at 8.
i don't really drink any caffeine and alcohol is only a once in a while thing (sadly)
just can't work it out. the mattress could be part of it, but i can't afford a new mattress I WANT ONE OF THOSE NASA BEDS YOU CAN PUT A GLASS OF WINE ON AND JUMP UP AND DOWN.
Do you have any ambient lighting problems as that can stop you getting to a deeper period of sleep (or it did in my case, bloody security lighting). Blackout curtains are pretty cheap and might help as well.
i'll probably just start drinking more water. that always seems to fix everything.
If you're waking up with a foul taste in your mouth you should maybe have a look at your diet. Avoid sulphorous foods (onions, garlic, spices. In fact, why not just stop eating altogetehr with this kind of joyless advice.).
my bf bought me a back massage for next week, but I have to fill in the most terrifying questionnaire beforehand.
sample questions include:
"Nose: Large and Rounded / Neat, pointed, average in size / Crooked, small or narrow
Sexual arousal: Slow then passion maintained / Strong desires and actions / Intense, fantasies
Stools and evacuation: Slow evacuation, heavy / Regular, tends to be loose / Irregular, constipation"
it was for times like these that the ':s' emoticon was invented.
into your back (regular, tends to be loose). Firstly slowly, but retaining passion.
this is what you get when you ask for a massage with an unhappy ending
Everything aches, absolutely everything.
i have a temperature and slept solidly from 11pm to 3pm, minus about half an hour in the morning when i got up to have a cup of tea and take some more drugs.
Nose: Large and Rounded / Neat, pointed, average in size / Crooked, small or narrow?
Sexual arousal: Slow then passion maintained / Strong desires and actions / Intense, fantasies?
Stools and evacuation: Slow evacuation, heavy / Regular, tends to be loose / Irregular, constipation?
Sweat: Moderate / Profuse / Minimal?
Joints: Big, well-lubricated / Normal and well-proportioned / Prominent, dry?
Height: Tall and sturdy / Medium / Exceptionally tall or short?
Neck: Solid, tree-trunk quality / Average / Thin, very long?
Don't bogart the joint, dr.
They should get the essential stuff like how wide your nose is and when you last shat and just get on with it
blue, light brown or black / light blue, green / dark brown or grey?
I have blue eyes so don't know if I should tick the far left or middle column :(
get well soon wr xxx
also, my back. i slept in a broken bed the night before last and woke up with CRIPPLING back pain. moral: don't sleep in a broken bed.
My big toe really really hurts :(
That's the last time I bother exercising
Nothing at all.
Probably because I've not properly exercised since my last guilt-ridden gym trip.
also, my knees, as always.
*starts chasing you with stick in hand but gives up after barely a barleycorn more than a fathom and begins to wheeze*
Fell over last weekend and damaged both knees. Left one is now infected so on a course of antibiotics for that. I miss the days of being able to walk properly :(.