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Ey you cheeky tit! This is greeeeat banter
Favourite quotes ?
but the peeling and eating of the orange.
AP: That’s not a condiment, it’s a hot sauce.
Caller: Bisto then….
AP: That’s a brand of gravy.
Caller: Branston pickle then…
AP: That’s a relish”
Best opening to a new show ever.
"This wine tastes of Chewits!"
"...I was avoiding the Moscow olympic boycott when I slipped on some shit and crashed into a horse."
When he gets the MP to "admit" to "raising" busfares.
just the word "inflection".
I actually saw you in a petrol station about a year ago Alan. You looked quite angry, but had brand new jeans on. Bye!