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Sit down and take the weight off your feet, because you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming.
or do I have to lock you in my basement until you suffer Stockholm Syndrome?
Ah, just as i thought...Made in HELL!
for a fat bird
a muscle. You should go home and apply deep heat.
I have a knife.
or did I just push you over?
because if so, it's indicative of either a level of poverty or slatternly unconcern that frankly, does not appeal to me in the slightest.
I'd actually mean "you'd make a beautiful corpse".
no, i have the advanced stages of parkinson's disease
call the zoo and tell them you've escaped
but it'd look much better on someone whose thighs aren't as fat as yours.
Unfortunately, they are very much linked at present, as I am riddled with venereal disease.
Yes... Angel Cabrera.
judging by that Scouse accent of yours.
Your face looks all fucked up.
or have you got some kind of horrific hernia?
When I jabbed you with that syringe just now?
carrying around that fat arse all day.
You fucking ugly slag with weird tits.
you've spoiled this for everyone
oh my god
Well fuck off back there then
I doubt it would be with a straight face.
me. from the back of you.
I doubt it with a dick that tiny.
Grindcore. I'll bring the 'blastbeats', you do all the grunting.
very, very bitterly.
its one of the reasons that I'm about to sexually assault you.
would you let me put a paper bag over your pig-ugly face?
Would you like to stay at mine tonight so you can be on our census form?
- Then your feet must stink
- Can I smell your pussy?
- Then you should see a doctor about that. You may have some sort of infection.
wow, this place is really empty.
cos your face makes me need one