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Best written jokes on The Simpsons.

hip_young_gunslinger [Edit] [Delete] 94 replies 15:20 April 6th, 2011

Like in signs, newspaper headlines, etc.

I know there are millions, but I can't remember any right now.

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Bear patrol step up bombing campaign

Parsefone | 6 Apr '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

guntrip this'd this
It's a wonderful knife

thewarn | 6 Apr '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://tallboybrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/41779_108150085877767_7812_n.jpg

PreludesNocturnes | 6 Apr '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antpocalypsenow, thewarn, Icarus-Smicarus, icouldwinarabbit, Nestor, Rhymenocerous, ThierryEnnui, harman_kardon, the-breacher, milkcartonkid, elevatormusic, and berksy this'd this
- :D
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @PreludesNocturnes | 6 Apr '11, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  colinzealuk and NickDS this'd this
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED (formerly Chuck's)

eltham | 6 Apr '11, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^Just had this explained to me.
  
  Matt Groening, you devil you.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @eltham | 6 Apr '11, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  urbanfox, pretty_vacant, spiritofjazz, jazz-ballet, Icarus-Smicarus, and Yesiamaduck this'd this
  - this took me an embarrassingly long time
    
    fuck_this_band @hip_young_gunslinger | 9 May '11, 17:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
-

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rHOBCQz3geI/SWet1jfGwwI/AAAAAAAAAY4/ws_X-ysvMMU/s320/grampa_simpson_cloud.jpg

Nestor | 6 Apr '11, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply

jazz-ballet, moousee, and Mick_Squalor this'd this
i can only think of one

http://tinyurl.com/3t6doov

BUT
http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Ingenious_Signs_On_The_Simpsons

jazz-ballet | 6 Apr '11, 15:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
No shoes, no shirt, no service.

^ At a wedding chapel.

GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
But Macbain will be back...

...in You Have The Right To Remain DEAD.

GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 15:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyip1bc35N1qzhfhso1_500.jpg

Icarus-Smicarus | 6 Apr '11, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
Movie Star Scramble

"These are so easy. It's OBVIOUSLY Tom Hanks."
http://jacob.efinke.com/otm.jpg

ashstreath85 | 6 Apr '11, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Jeremys Iron?
  
  tre_cools_sticks @ashstreath85 | 7 Apr '11, 17:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  ashstreath85 this'd this
http://content6.flixster.com/photo/13/42/49/13424976_gal.jpg

RexBanner | 6 Apr '11, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply

Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
- they don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!
  
  guntrip @RexBanner | 6 Apr '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://tagn.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/simpsons_i-and-s_money.jpg?w=400&h=267

Icarus-Smicarus | 6 Apr '11, 15:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
spinning newspaper injuries printer

guntrip | 6 Apr '11, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
Krusty worst Lear in 400 years

charliepanayi | 6 Apr '11, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
Much Ado About Stuffing

GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 16:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2689345068_11277809a7.jpg

Steve13105895 | 6 Apr '11, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Heh.
  
  An unrelated article?
  Yes.
  Within the banner headline?
  ...yes.
  
  GetOffMyLawn @Steve13105895 | 6 Apr '11, 16:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

MissBass | 6 Apr '11, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ D'oh...
  
  GetOffMyLawn @MissBass | 6 Apr '11, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ive a feeling ive done this wrong
    
    im too tired to work it out
    
    MissBass @GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 16:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - You could start by reading the subject line again.
      
      GetOffMyLawn @MissBass | 6 Apr '11, 16:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :( no, at this state i refuse
        
        MissBass @GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 16:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        stage*
        
        SEE!
        
        MissBass @MissBass | 6 Apr '11, 16:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
[...]

http://rachelishungry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bbbq.jpg?w=320&h=213

GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply

deadwrong, OvertakenByTractors, hannah842, and DarwinDude this'd this
...

http://tinyurl.com/3mjstgd

http://tinyurl.com/66ttsxq

Baron_Von_Kevin | 6 Apr '11, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
- That first one: woah, meta
  
  On a similar theme:
  
  http://tinyurl.com/3vygncc
  
  JohnM @Baron_Von_Kevin | 6 Apr '11, 17:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Local gays show their pride

Steve13105895 | 6 Apr '11, 16:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Chez Guevara

TheSoundofBastards | 6 Apr '11, 16:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
Not massive lolz but I've always thought this was really clever

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101007233260/simpsons/images/d/d0/Wee_monsieur.png

JohnM | 6 Apr '11, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2773579615_4dca09517b.jpg

Steve13105895 | 6 Apr '11, 16:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
.

http://oi56.tinypic.com/rw7yfs.jpg

Parsefone | 6 Apr '11, 16:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://adn.blam.be/springfield/wildanimalkingdom.jpg

JustJay | 6 Apr '11, 16:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I hate when people do that, sorry
  
  http://adn.blam.be/springfield/wildanimalkingdom.jpg
  
  JustJay @JustJay | 6 Apr '11, 16:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
[...]

http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud.jpg

GetOffMyLawn | 6 Apr '11, 16:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
i see you've played knifey spoony before

ardack | 6 Apr '11, 17:27 | X | ^ This | Reply

keith this'd this
:D

http://tinyurl.com/3qw6n7y

Baron_Von_Kevin | 6 Apr '11, 17:29 | X | ^ This | Reply

-dan- this'd this
.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ed5Dsi_DQaI/S92T-HZf2kI/AAAAAAAABWM/5MZQMpHQyxU/s1600/142haox.jpg

pretty_vacant | 6 Apr '11, 17:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

DanielKelly, ardack, Icarus-Smicarus, and the_dazzled this'd this
- I think we have our winner
  
  It's either this or the 'No, money down' one.
  
  JohnM @pretty_vacant | 6 Apr '11, 17:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Icarus-Smicarus and shrewbie this'd this
Welcome to Aspen.

Population: White

the_bread_museum | 6 Apr '11, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Yes:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/SZOr2x6E7jI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/zlJCivWkKAo/s400/homer+wrestling.jpg

eimaj-thing | 6 Apr '11, 20:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

jazz-ballet this'd this
Krusty Komedy Klassic

Heyhey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and, err... KKK? That's not good.

MUNITIONS | 6 Apr '11, 20:26 | X | ^ This | Reply

littlebirds this'd this
Anything with reclusive author Thomas Pynchon

I especially like the reference to The Frying of Latke 49.

keith | 6 Apr '11, 20:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
i remember dying the first time i saw this

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfb1gpiEhN1qztjn5o1_500.jpg

soapy | 6 Apr '11, 21:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la3ch8cW9O1qztjn5o1_500.png
  
  soapy @soapy | 6 Apr '11, 21:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Mr. Burns: I don't know what's happening, it seems our profits have dropped 37%.
    
    Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows that people see you as something of an ogre.
    
    Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
    
    soapy @soapy | 6 Apr '11, 21:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
I don't think any joke is better than Millhouse himself

Specifically:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/lcdlove/lonely_millhouse.gif

:')

and...am i going mad, or is there a bit where a midget pretends to be him for some reason. Any of you nerds help me out?

xylopwn | 6 Apr '11, 21:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Radioactive Man, Fallout Boys stunt double
  
  Yesiamaduck @xylopwn | 6 Apr '11, 21:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Thank you!
    
    I'd high five you, but your nerd arm would snap like a pencil :(
    
    xylopwn @Yesiamaduck | 6 Apr '11, 21:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I garundamnwelltee you that my arms are bigger then yours pal
      
      >:(
      
      Yesiamaduck @xylopwn | 6 Apr '11, 21:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D
        
        xylopwn @Yesiamaduck | 6 Apr '11, 21:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- .
  
  http://oi51.tinypic.com/akfx2w.jpg
  
  Parsefone @xylopwn | 7 Apr '11, 00:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET MY CITIZENSHIP
  
  guntrip @xylopwn | 7 Apr '11, 09:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
U R GAY instead of Uruguay

politelydeclined | 6 Apr '11, 21:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
how has this not been posted already?

http://tinyurl.com/3rzaexq

ottermagic | 6 Apr '11, 21:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://tinyurl.com/3ozskcp

shrewbie | 6 Apr '11, 22:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
Only just noticed this!

actually beautiful

Yesiamaduck @poosie | 8 Apr '11, 01:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
all our pets are flushable

Gorkys_Forever | 7 Apr '11, 08:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
"Fretful Mother" magazine

Gorkys_Forever | 7 Apr '11, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
BBBQ

That's a typo

oblitafried | 7 Apr '11, 11:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
- WTF???
  
  I'll try again....
  
  http://simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/133-7-05-3f03-lisa-the-vegetarian-byobb.jpg
  
  oblitafried @oblitafried | 7 Apr '11, 11:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Dedicated to the Gay Steelworkers of America

Keep reaching for that rainbow

ThierryEnnui | 7 Apr '11, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Financial Panther Eh? (Homer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAeZgTDh3nM

DirtyBurger64 | 8 Apr '11, 01:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- there's a good example at the end of that clip!
  
  Severed799 @DirtyBurger64 | 14 Sep '11, 00:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9466/skinner.jpg

suedehead | 10 Apr '11, 19:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
best.thread.ever

ithica | 10 Apr '11, 20:04 | X | ^ This | Reply

suedehead this'd this
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cyRE34veCCY/SnUf75Pq7CI/AAAAAAAAAC0/WOPu9xLO7SA/s400/milpool.jpg

FoldYourHandsChild | 10 Apr '11, 20:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

mixmaster_a this'd this
- http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cyRE34veCCY/SnUf75Pq7CI/AAAAAAAAAC0/WOPu9xLO7SA/s400/milpool.jpg
  
  icehockeyhair @FoldYourHandsChild | 13 Sep '11, 19:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lft02kcYZQ1qenmfzo1_500.png

Icarus-Smicarus | 10 Apr '11, 21:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://springfieldfiles.com/albums/signs/0950.JPG

Icarus-Smicarus | 10 Apr '11, 22:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8neyeHYLr1qdoghio1_500.png

suedehead | 10 Apr '11, 22:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

bobdylanblues, hermano, and Severed799 this'd this
http://innerlooplit.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mr-lisa-goes-to-washington-300x225.jpg

And just generally one of the best things ever.

Zapsta | 9 May '11, 17:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
- From the same episode...
  
  ...I always giggle incredibly heartily at this: http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/8/8f01_01_homer_simpsoy.jpg
  
  Don't know why.
  
  GetOffMyLawn @Zapsta | 9 May '11, 17:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
local man loses pants, life

shrewbie | 9 May '11, 17:27 | X | ^ This | Reply

DarwinDude this'd this
http://springfieldfiles.com/albums/signs/0245.JPG

Steve13105895 | 9 May '11, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fulham tonight

I can see them beating us, we're still not brilliant away from home. Spurs will still have audacity to finish 6th though.

Steve13105895 | 9 May '11, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Arse.
  
  Wrong, wrong thread. I'm going home.
  
  Steve13105895 @Steve13105895 | 9 May '11, 18:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - hahahaa
    
    ashstreath85 @Steve13105895 | 9 May '11, 20:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    harman_kardon, the_dazzled, and joeymahone this'd this
bump

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/b/b4/Monstromart.jpg

powerfulmellow | 13 Sep '11, 18:50 | X | ^ This | Reply

-dan-, Icarus-Smicarus, and Severed799 this'd this
- best thread ever
  
  http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb153/idrow/12052002181033.jpg
  
  powerfulmellow @powerfulmellow | 13 Sep '11, 18:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Oh man, I just found a website with loads of screenshots of Simpsons Newspaper headlines...

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/lists/newspaper/news_112.jpg

icehockeyhair | 13 Sep '11, 19:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/lists/newspaper/news_118.jpg
  
  icehockeyhair @icehockeyhair | 13 Sep '11, 19:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
this is a classic

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21634253@N03/4775083936/

the_dazzled | 13 Sep '11, 20:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Not exactly a written one

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mulder-simpsons.jpg

-dan- | 13 Sep '11, 20:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
How to cook for forty humans

-dan- | 13 Sep '11, 20:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
I always quite liked it when Lisa was reading

Non Threatening Boys magazine

NickDS | 13 Sep '11, 21:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
Rommelwood Military Academy

A Tradition of Heritage

lozpawley | 13 Sep '11, 21:59 | X | ^ This | Reply

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