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I want to play electric guitar on a mountain with no obvious form of amplification.
it would probably just bounce back.
it would look like the start of Superman 2
it wouldn't really have the same effect
Being able to wear leather trousers without feeling like a complete bellend.
As it is, everyone believes in me.
but kudos on the train of thought
Consume drugs on an industrial scale and only become healthier and more attractive to the opposite sex.
We can make this happen.
Instead of trying to do suicide yoga and pulling the trigger with your toe, thread a lace around the trigger holding an end in each hand, place the barrel in your mouth and then pull on both ends of the lace.
Much easier and you can keep your socks on as well.
...You're still alive.
If you are going to attempt suicide using any type of gun remember to load the shotgun.
Don't just aim straight up under the chin.
There's a good chance you'll survive, having just blow the bottom half of your face off.
Maybe you should stick to your previous idea about growing your hair long. Seems safer.
Will you help me?
I just wanted to start a fun little thread about rock and roll cliches and now all of a sudden I've got the lives of two people in my hands...Fine I'll help you.
i'm only a facilitator, an enabler.
Assisting those who feel the heavy weight of rock stardom upon their slight and slightly droopy shoulders into RAWK VALHALLA and an eternity haunting the public consciousness.
to be remembered via internet memes, Singstar, poor quality bootleg merchandising and anniversary cash-in compilations.
There's serious cash to be made in them.
Real answer is shooting up whilst mounted by a 6 foot model surrounded by zebra print rugs in the top room of a 100 floor New York hotel after playing Saturday Night Live coked off my tits having been chatted up by Scarlett Johanssen
See, things are looking good. Life is worth living.
You need someone to help kill yourself, not help not kill yourself. Phew.
Good luck with that then.
with nubile teens, failing that the bunk bed wanking a la Status Quo
Good evening BirmingHAM!
You rock NottingHAM!
Fuck you EdinBERG!
Your town smells of chemicals, MiddlesBORROW!
Also, throw an empty whiskey bottle at Milhouse.
"I said SLAG OFF!"
Step over Alex Van Halen while he's having a seizure, pick up some Gatorade from the refreshment table, go have sex.
"we play music we like, and if anyone else likes it that's a bonus".
I would also like to claim that my band are splitting due to amicable musical differences, then release a solo album with a song which goes "fuck you, all the other members of my band, you're a bunch of losers"
'cos i'm not ALONEEEE these DAYSSSS
That shit sounds cool, I wanna go to parties like that
All the sparks factories have been closed down.