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Bet you're all against this
and not a mug
and across the table from me
A cunt, that's who.
Milk is fucking brilliant.
I am covered in milk.
As my dad always used to say, "If it aint whole milk its got no place in MY larder"
Yeah, its fine - love milk
that show a kid eating a sandwich and drinking a glass of milk - maybe it's the Mighty White ad that started that, but whenever I see it I want to go and make a sandwich and have a glass of milk. It seems to wholesome and cool.
but after that ad I only ever noticed kids drinking milk with their sandwiches in American stuff.
Given that the aussies have a cheese called Coon then Mighty White would make sense.
get out of my house.
milk isn't very nice.
both of you
because DiS people seem to have a tendency to have overblown neurotic adversions to perfectly normal things like pubic hair, freezing bread etc.
I guess not in this case though. Well done lads.
...is essential if like me you don't pop to your fey little shop every fucking day to buy a 'few essentials'.
I fucking hate food shopping. Never had any problem with frozen bread and I can be quite fussy.
Also I've never been a huge fan of milk, tends to give me a sore stomach too.
So no, not even a little bit.
Although the sheer volume of milk I drink means I have dropped down to the watery depths of semi-skinned. I'd be the size of some sort of giant lactating animal otherwise.
or even GOLD top.
once couldn't get out of bet for 2 weeks because of a stomach ulcer i got from drinking too much milk. Fucking love milk.
will only really drink milk on it's own if I happen to be eating a digestive which is rarely.
Milk doesn't quench my thirst and just makes me feel more bloated which isn't ideal when eating.
If you don't drink your milk you are not a patriot.
i'd be all for this. i miss milk.
Lactose-free milk isn't the same :(
and I said she was making it up.
i'm not lactose intolerant though, i'm just allergic to milk. makes my mouth itchy.
Crazy stuff - milks amazing. Favourite is milk & cherry bakewells. Great dinner
soy milk really isn't the same. the good thing is that cooked milk is fine, so i can have it in cooking and stuff, just not in coffee/milkshakes/white russians etc. although sometimes i have white russians and just deal with it because they're so good it's worth it <3
I'm thinking of going vegen for a bit hmmmmmm
right now I need to put on some weight. Gonna buy some FRESH whole milk today which is a luxury in france where they put everything past your eyes (pasturise)
That on top of eating well will see you putting on weight really quickly, considering you only have to eat an extra 500cal a day to gain a pound a week. SPEAKIN FROM EXPERIANCE.
Also good luck with the whole vegan thing
but thanks for your support!
I know I'll miss cheese and choccies and all that but what the heck, I will feel free of agriculture and my quality of life will improve and my soul will be saved.
so therefore it goes well with basically any meal you will ever eat
I met a girl who's sister was going out with a Wiseman of "wiseman's milk" fame. Apparently they're loaded and have a swimming pool filled with milk.
Just got it. YAAAAAAS, TANNED.
I wanna go out with a Wiseman of Wiseman's Milk.
Also, just noticed the sexual connotations of 'wiseman's milk'. 'lol'.
(if you're talking about wanking)
If you're talking about the female Wiseman's breastmilk then as a feminist i'd say they have the right to fill a swimming pool with it if they want to and there should be no stigma attached.
You're oppressing a man's right to wank into an empty swimming pool which he or his family owns.
Stop this, yes_. You BASTARD. WE'RE ALL HUMANS AND DESERVE TO BE TREATED EQUALLY.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm my grandfather. That's when I have a glass of milk with my dinner and listen to the 'wireless' and stare out of the window at my vegetable patch.
But that doesn't mean I don't hate you.
its really really good for your skin. I never have spots
it was a mad rush to squeeze it into my rice crispies before school!
i mean i guess its an animal but which one?
ive never seen one of those before. Looks like a giraffe.
an irish giraffe
onto your breakfast cereal? Or you tried to force a drop of milk inside each individual rice krispie?
Then you're a human and must be destroyed.
What is a goat?
It's the only thing thaht revives me form a terrible hangover. I can't drink whole any more tohugioh. My mother cunningly weaned me off it by decanting semi into blue cartons, and then prgressing to skimmed. I found out when I left to go to uni at 17, and bought my first ever pint of milk. I spat the creamy imposter across the kitchen of my halls.
I'm going to the kitchen to get milk now. To eat with my cheese sandwich and my monster munch and my choclate digestives. MMm lunch :)
I'll never understand how so much of the world can't see how wrong / disgusting / bizarre they are with this. It's like... wtf?
K, think I actually need to go throw up now. Urghhhhhhhhhhhh.
LUVERLY MILK, DOWN MY THROAT AND IN MY BELLY.
admittedly lunch was 4 tesco donuts, but it still classifies as lunch and fuck you to anyone who disagrees.
we're the only species that actively go out of our way to drink the milk of animals of another species. but it's no worse than eating meat etc. and life without cows milk would be a bit depressing
One: milk is beyond disgusting in terms of look/smell/taste
Two: it's quite specifically ONLY for BABIES
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING?
That, Vikkers, I like.
Not in a sexy way though. NO SIR.
I mean, probably once or twice, but... you know... it's 2011 now. Keep up.
The options are pretty much limited to kpop idols and motorsport...people(?). Mushrooms aren't food... why would anyone think that they're food? What other kind of food grows like that?
Tomatoes are fine in things, and I can cope with cherry tomatoes in salad, but I don't like them.
(when not resembling/tasting like any of the above I can cope with them being in stuff - e.g. yorkshire puddings)
strange animal parts (e.g. liver / heart)
strange animals (e.g. ducks / deer / rabbits)
any raw meat/fish
Probably many more, can't really think of things tbh. Note: these are only foods I think are categorically 'wrong' - there are tons more I hate, but accept that's just a taste preference thing.
There are times when just seeing it makes me throw up, but at other times I can pretty much enjoy it.
Yoghurt is probably the worst thing of all time ever. No exceptions.
And definitely can't go near ice-cream once it starts melting a bit.
Since DiS put my post in the wrong place, I'd like to reiterate that you are my favourite mental patient.
i find full fat milk pretty revolting, especially when you can see the fat and the liquid separating. but semi/skimmed is fine, and milkshakes etc are pretty amazing
put it in a bottle and keep it chilled, they'd do it. they wouldn't stop doing it. they'd gorge themselves on milk until they died. they don't have the sense to stop, and quite frankly, i don't blame them. idiot animals.
There's also a parasite in cows milk that lives entirely off it if I remember correctly.
We're the only primate that does it. We're also the only primate who rules the world. Coincidence? I think not.
it's like a more refreshing tea-and-biscuits
I used to drink milk with dinner all the time as a kid. That's why I had healthy teeth and bones and weighed 20 stone.
Sweet milky Jesus
gonna eat/drink like a king in 10-12 minutes.
and yeah I just buy normal milk out the supermarket. Organic if i can get it.
Also, don't give a fuck. Vegetarians dont have to justify themselves. Meat eaters do.
instead of maximizing pleasure which ends saying that we need to wipe out the human race as quickly as we can
he said it was why he was able to do his work for so long. god was he old and awesome. he took a lot of coke too though. lots of the white stuff, pixie lott would be proud.
but then I only have red top in the fridge......*insert hate filled responses below*