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what's the best euphamism for spunk you've heard?
^not a euphemism btw.
or Jungle Juice
nectar of life
he gubbed everywhere
if someone did a gub, its a big throaty/nose gue spit
lobbing rope' i.e 'I lobbed some rope over the lovely lady last night
'Arcing ropes of jism' always cracks me up as well.
bucket of goz
goz goz gozzity goz
Covered in Jot...
i.e. "Mate, her chest was totally Hurley'd".
Hurley, Liz... Covered in jizz.
It works, dammit.
I saw a drawing once of a penis ejaculating, but it was made to look like the ejaculate was the penis' vomit and the penis was saying 'oh god, I hate my life', just like a person does when they vomit!
So, willie vom.
etc. so on
And you can make up some sexual slang, such as 'blowing chunks' which would mean 'sucking someone off until they ejaculate'.
A world of fun.