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Let's just keep it simple and say "fuck off, Tuesday".
Any profanities you want to share?
I resent being in the office so early.
Then does and knock off early. But I'm not feeling it today.
And some short-sleeved summery shirts. The shirt purchase was aimed at xlyopwn, natch.
Or the hideous lack of fashion sense SICKBURN
If work let me wear a t-shirt then I'd be there in an Anal Cunt one...
Also, what are the arms for short-sleeved shirts?
I have nothing else to report
Playing Super Mario Bros. on wii
given that Vincent has been up since 5 and Ronnie has a strange phobia of having bare feet I predict MEGAFUN
I was thinking tell them he has veruccas, you can wear socks then right?
surely, not just your usual socks?
I've not seen them for a while anyway.
That was just something they sold in the 70s and 80s when we were all medically ill-informed.
I wasn't allowed to come in the pool with it anyway.
back at work, but flippin' busy so not going to be around much :(
so not putting baby photos on here! Think you should be able to see my profile pics on facebook though.
Because we've already discussed at length people who can't swim or ride bikes.
that's why I am forcing them to go..the bike riding they can do, well trike/stabilised bike
bacon and sausage bap and a caramel latte, so far so good
caramel latte <3
I'm going to have a caffcoffee today, too. I'm cutting up on coffee.
Also: I went to sleep at 6 this morning and woke up at half eight. I am at work with zero make up. That'll tech them.
I had like 4 cups of coffee and a cup of tea yesterday. I can't live without that much. I've already had two teas today. COFFEE. TEA.
You went to bed at 6am!? Nuts. Just don't do any work. Watch The Only Way Is Essex from Sunday (its gooooood!). Go get more coffee later. DONE!
It's let me down. Twice.
Urgh, SHIT IS GOING DOWN at work, so I have to be in some kind of worky zone.
I dreamt about you last night.
And someone else dreamt about me and a mouse which is amazing because I went to bed with my little mouse.
(oh coffee ramble is happening)
you dreamt about me?
HATE Tuesdays. At least at the end on Monday you can rejoice at it being over. With Tuesday there is NOTHING. Shittest day of the week. Plus, it's windy and raining today :(
Monday you're fresh (maybe) from the weekend and will prob be busy at work so it'll go quickly. By Tuesday the novelty of being back and busy at work has gone and it's miles from the weekend.
Fuck off Tuesday indeed.
I will not allow this. What can I do to cheer you up at work?
check your inbox in a bit for pictures of willies.
God we're immature. I'm old now. I will no longer laugh at the mere mention of willies.
Now it sounds like you're a junky desperate to get blazed! Problem solved!
I mean, a great one.
Just because other people may not see my thread's greatness doesn't mean it's not there.
it's shit, I hate it, I don't even like sonic youth/brian eno/whoever else I'm writing about, bunch of cunts.
I did get to chat about radiohead and kraftwerk though. I'm only half way through. :(
and I don't even care.
After six horrible weeks of innacurate clicking I have finally had my mouse upgraded from trackball to optical! Day of days.
and it rained. And now i'm a bit sweaty. And have a cold face. But otherwise - PERKY!
Yesterday was a LONG day. I went to several recruitment agencies, signed up, been put forward for a few jobs so hopefully I should have an interview or two this week. I also went to the British Museum and the v&a yesterday then was made to wait in the cold whilst someone was super late to meet me. What a twat.
What, you didn't get a big enough hit of old crap in just one?
and would become an expert in all sorts of obscure subjects.
I realise this is not a very realistic picture of homelessness.
when it is cold/raining?
Now there will be 1000 replies attacking me for suggesting you can tell someone is homeless just by looking at them.
because they are homeless.
It raises the question.
I'm now sat next to the most boring fucking bint in the office. Fuck this, fuck off. Get to fuck life, you fucking cunts. All of everyone is a cunt.
went swimming at 8am. pretty tired now.
if i were unemployed i would probably still be in bed. Id really love to start swimming again. Maybe a before work one would be best
i can barely walk today, my legs are killing me. Its all good though.
I don't really think it is my place. My heart ain't really in it.
Desperately trying to write a speech; best man - big pressure to be funny and yet not too offensive, not sure I can manage it.
i cannot deny that the reason why i have sore legs is a rampant dirty one. Boooyah!
...I remember being young and shagging till it hurt.
Ah marriage... it does have its upsides honest.
it must be true, im never getting married. Living together is enough for now. It seems to be working a treat :d
I'm pretty distraught about it. And then I got rained on. This is not the dream.
Jaws at Victoria Baths tonight :)
That's about it for my day
why is everything always a fucking quandary?
I feel you.
Things only get more questionable from there on in.
since then my romantic life has been a bit tottenham hotspur; lots of fantastic moments, but none of them will ever amount to anything lasting, so it feels like there is no point in making the effort. quite a few cunts, too.
whats happening with your lady friend now then? Is she OFFICIALLY your girlfriend now? Oooohahhh.
see below for more moaning. actually its not over. she's got a new job which contradicts with the time i have free, and im busy when she is free for the next couple of weeks. the worst time this could have happened.
It's ghastly. It's like a nightmare made up to scare naughty architects into eating their vegetables.
Watched Adaptation last night. Really enjoyed it, one of those films that makes you remember that Nicolas Cage can actually act and that it's hugely disappointing that he ends up in so much National Treasure bollocks.
I think I'm depressed. Or at least having a depressive moment as I was all teary most of the weekend and didn't want to leave my room. Though I was coaxed out with a day at the zoo on Sunday. Which helped. And now I have done my back in in yoga last night. Excellent. Not only am I hobbling around like a little old lady but I have the emotions of a 13yr old girl. What is happening to me???
Are you still doing yoga everyday?
We need to organise some girl time (as chintzy seems to need it too!) where we do something really girly and involving lots of alcohol and food. At least that can help take your mind of things for a night and give us all something to look forward to!
Not doing it every day, but most days. I think I just over did a stretch last night and clicked my lower back - like when you click your finger joint, only this felt like I pulled my hips out of my back and popped it back in. I would love to do a dinner night. Food and wine.
That sounds like it would be uncomfortable.
We'll definitely have to sort something out! Its been far too long.
Maybe St John's?
Also: Fancy a weekend away?
Also: Fancy Primavera?
Also: Fancy Something Serious? (I can bring my mouse)
When is Primavera?
I'll see who I can pull together?
Primavera: I have a ticket and flight with your name ALL OVER IT (not ACTUALLY but we can change that)
But please count me in :) I am feeling really very miserable, but I promise to have perked up by the weekend.
is that a thing?
but it's definitely not that.
You need an evening with the fun gang, stat.
What did you see at the zoo? I haven't been to a zoo for a very, very long time.
I was really looking forward to Dammit, but then I got home and didn't want to leave. I think the prospect of loud music and jumping about when you feel like shit didn't seem like a fun time.
The zoo was lovely. I saw Giraffe and penguins and warthogs (which are my favourite) and lions and far too many snakes for my liking.
a couple of exciting things looked like they were happening last week and they've both died out, leaving me feeling empty and down. hope you feel better soon x
Pizza, though. It sounds more like you'd want a pancake with that.
Ultra thin base, so just a crispy chocolatey banana treat.
mates of mine made recently... KFC chicken all over a pizza drizzled in KFC gravy. apparently it is amazing.
*these guys also love chips and jam*
which does that as their speciality dessert. It's great, isn't it?
HOW WAS LA MARGERHITA THEWEARN?
seriously. NOT in a good mood today. stay away people ThiS BItch BiTes!!!
they have taken to advertising on tv. thanks
He is amazing, an absolute comedy genius. My mate gave him a piggyback at one point.
I then made the error of watching Wrestlemania when I got in which was not only really pretty rubbish but also didn't finish until 3 in the morning. I'm knackered now.
Just had my contract extended by 2 months (it was due to expire next week). Gonna be given more sexy responsibilities and basically have to prove myself for the job to made permanent, so it's effectively a probation period. Mega pleased. Actually like this job :D
has been upgraded to 'how's work?' I spent more time chatting up the hott dental nurse lady than actually having my teeth looked at. HYGENIST TOMORROW. :((((((((((
Also, some jobber stole my car parking space when I got back to work so have had to park about a mile from my office in the nosebleed section.
When ever you wanna start that thread...
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THE DRUGS.
PS I put a space inbetween when ever. That's nice.
I wasn't going to waste it in the morning. Just you wait.