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May I see it?
Yes, of course you are.
Every afternoon they re-shape it just to get my goat!
that when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded', I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!?
WITH YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL NED FLANDERS!
Skinny: Oh no, it has happened again!
Super Inspector Chambers: SKINNY!!!
Well I can't yell at anyone else. Teachers have unions. Students have parents
What about Willie?
I like Willie
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN?
Can I see it?
Well Seymour, you're on odd fellow. But you sure do steam a good ham.
I mean, it sounds so made-up: Yom kip-pur!
We just want closure
"Um, what does that under your hand there?"
"Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article."
"It's an unrelated article?"
"Within the banner headline?"
"Yes. Now, to redirect this conversation slightly I have a few ideas on how we can spend this money."
"Well, we can give every child a full college sponsorship."
*bursts out laughing*