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HEY PETE HES YA SPAG BOHL?
YEHS ALLROI, NOT GOT THAT SPOICE LOIK THE ITALYENS, YEH NOW THAT SPOICE?
The lot of them.
I take it back. They were probably just some nice folks having a pleasant evening out you toffee-nosed Brit fruit
OI! OI! SUSAN! SUSAN! SHAWEE GET MOH RID? NATHA BOTTLE A RID?
what is it with them?
YOO TRAHNA STAHT A FOIT OH SUMMIN?
SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN
SORRY MAYT CAAAAAHNT DO THEE ACCEHNT
GO ON MAYT GIVIT AGO IF YAH FINK YERRARD ENAFF
before I pile on with a vengeance/defend these diners
also they had to speak french to order and their accents were hillarious.
rolf harris is my techno protest poem hero
Sure they're arrogant about their weather, but their country created Neighbours, WIN.
not one of them had a surfboard. Sometimes people just need to open there eyes and not be blinded by prejudice.
WE STILL OPRESS ABOS MATE
SPEHND 5 YEARS BECKPECKING ARAAHND YOUROPE, STEHING SEX MANTHS IN EACH SITEE AND TAKING ANY BAH WERK THAT SHOULD BE FOR THE STYOUDENTS OF THE SITEE BEFOW MOOVING AHN?
ITS NOT A HOLIDAY MATE, I'M ON MY GAP YEE!
."It's pronounced aborigines."
-"That was a misunderstanding, you were wearing a vest top."
I had no idea Australians could be so menacing.
the tension in almost every scene was incredible.
any trailer or recommendation could ever do.
Not interested then.
A large group of Aussies turned up and were in the same row as me and behind and in front. They behaved impecably throughout the film.
This is a true story. Feel free to pass it off as your own.
ITS BIGGER THAN A KOALAS EARS
i thought it was quite funny.
i think i might hate australians. sorry australians.
I now know 2 that I like however, which has ruined this. I still hate their accent though, that's PERFECTLY acceptable.
And all white South Africans, obviously...
Some of my best friends are Australians etc.
He asked me delightedly to confirm that it was indeed starting to snow.
I'm almost certain he is the same Australian I met a few months later in a car journey when my friend's brother gave us a lift. He had lots of jokes on his phone, including one about abbos. He was quite nice.
It's pretty weird that most Americans can't tell the difference between Australians and working-class people from Southern England. Posh Australians get mistaken for English people. Must be down to the 'r' sound.
there's also this advert on tv here with a gecko who talks and he's got a london accent, there's this huge confusion/debate about whether he's australian or english among americans.
it baffles me.
Probably because I use wrong grammar.
We were all camping and working in the evenings, and this guy engaged in the following –
-clocking we were brits and setting up a number of campsite game tournaments (table tennis, boule etc) and proceeded to win them all
- Shamelessly cracked on to my best mates gf
- managed to shirk paying his camping fee, leading to lots of people getting in trouble and even paying his share
- failing to turn up for work/just getting drunk while on shift
- managing to wing his way into a number of VIP parties and regaling us with stories of cocaine consumption and having sex with the models (normally would call bullshit, but there were plenty of yacht girls about, parading their teams business logos etc, and they probably all loved him)
- making us all late for our return ferry due to not turning up on the final morning until mid afternoon, without an apology in site
- requesting if he could stay on our sofa for a few nights (if I’d thought he would have ever left, I would have probably said yes)
All of this brought up some mixed emotions, mostly hate, a lot of envy and a level of admiration.
That's the annoying thing!
Girl I love at work slept with an Aussie lawyer who approached her in a coffee sho. She said he was a total prick, but still fucking slept with him.
I like them, except when they beat us at cricket. Which doesn't happen too much these days so it's all good.
what about neighbours? maybe it's an english thing.
He wore silk, baby blue underpants with his name embroided on in yellow.
where did he get them from?...
CAN NONE OF YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AUSTRALIAN AND A NEW ZEALAND ACCENT?!?!?!?!?!?!!
I mean, this thing really escalated fast. I was so worried I had to put a disclaimer that I didn't really hate Australians. Do you know how difficult that was for me to do?
I appreciate you sticking up for us convicts in the end.
hence my comment, you hodad.
The joke is that we all love the Aussies, but hate South Africans.
WHEY XENOPHOBIA! LOLSAPLENTY! HEAR THE DIRTY FOREIGNERS SPEAK FUNNY!
Includes old favourites;
Some of my best friends are...
I met one once, he was one of the good ones...
It's alright to be racist towards them as they are all racists...
Scum of the earth...
Dey Durk Or Jerbs...
They get all the laydeez and are good at sport...
i am fully aware that to hate on entire nation of people going by my comparatively small sample reference is misguided, BUT..
they really are annoying. i mean that's fact, surely?
(ps my scum of the earth comment was obviously a joke, i was replying to somethng quite inane)
so this wasn't a direct dig at you personally Crispin. I had an 'oh fuck' moment, but there's no edit function. Hey ho.
This thread just stinks of faux-ironic daily mailism and I was running with that.
In other news, I'm going to give Seinfeld a go, I was thinking about it last night and it took me ages to get round to watching Arrested Development and when I did, I thought it was really funny. Also, my gf is fucking off to save Guyana soon and I'll need something to fill the lonely lonely nights sat with tubs of ice cream boo hooing into whatever clothing she forgets to take with her.
when your girlfriend calls you while she's away you will eventually start saying (i'm going to pretend your GF is called jenny)
JENNY HELLOOO! WHAT, YOU'RE TOO BIG TO TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW?!
this makes no sense to you now, but soon.....soon....
I'm off to listen to bamnan's new one.
Xenophobic, racist scum of the lowest order.
I just did an impression of them. All of them.
(I did say that they go backpacking around europe and seem to get a job in every bar everywhere but thats another matter)
My wife's Australian and I know a lot of Australians. They're all very nice but they're not the sort to be seen within spitting distance of a Walkabout or The Church...
and when somebody is so obviously on holiday and you are not on holiday, it arouses something special within the human psychology.
they're a bit like Ozzies but with better manners. Will you check tonight when you get home?
ya'll should be ashamed.
and no longer class themselves as English/British. YOU'RE NOT AUSTRALIAN, YOU WERE BORN IN A COUNCIL ESTATE IN TEESSIDE
This annoys me for some reason.
is that they all insist on being really musucular and strong near me in the gym. I'm quite happy to struggle lifitng 35kgs, cheers.
I'm not really. Every time I see one of them lift six times their own body weight while I struggle to not collapse of exhausation, a little piece of me dies.
Also, they're wearing fingerless gloves
Am I close?
I'm the one on the right.
it's not a proper country. It would be like be racist against people from Yorkshire or something. If everyone in Yorkshire was descended from criminals.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
you need to lighten up, i'm mildly confident australians do not have feelings
and you hurt every last one of them, you pasty-skinned, faggled-toothed, poorly-bathed, class system-complaining limey cunt.
We're like "wheres the car" and they're more like "weirs the car"
maybe a friend or colleague neglected to place another shrimp to the barbeque, and this has made you confused and irritable?
Rather than just differentiating levels of moaning about how hot it is.
He was really short and made me hate Australians.
He'd make me hate australians.
But I don't really count him as a human being, so I can avoid that particular issue.
Still, I don't count him as a human being so he won't count towards that countries hate count.
He was in Home & Away. Let me see if I can find a picture. He was even smaller than me (and I am totesy).
Maybe they used that forced perspective thing on set as he never seemed that small.
Maybe he spent all of his acting time stood on boxes, like what Tom Cruise did whilst filming Top Gun and Eyes Wide Shut.
He was in a fairly explicit sex scene recently. I'd link the clip, but that might bring up bad memories for you.
Him from ACDC
That one from that film that time.
That other one.
The one with the hair.
The other one with the hair.
who's kyle mclaughlin then?
who's in 'blue velvet' and 'dune' and is an american actor
in their everyday vernacular and how we're prudish losers for being taken aback by it.
I got the bus home with her and loads of yanks were on the top deck when we went up. I asked her about her halls and she started speaking purposely loudly about "rude, boring, know-nothing Americans everywhere refusing to mix with any other nationalities, like pathetic little children".
they get very loud, very quickly
you know that episode of peep show where mark meets that manic australian girl who uses his house to party and she calls him marko? i knew an australian girl who was exactly the same as her, down to every little detail.
The girls were having that dreadfully boring discussion about whether or not stripping 'degrades women' and she said "If someone wants to swing her c~nt in guys' faces, I don't have an issue."
I wasn't sitting next to any australians. In fact, I've never met an australian person in my life. Not a single one. In fact, my only reference point for australia is crocodile dundee. That is literally my only point of reference for australia. I couldn't even point to it on a map.
I watched crocodile dundee last night and got carried away by it, ok? Is it wrong for people to be moved by the power of film? Some people still have hope, the power of imagination, the power to DREAM. I don't tell the truth, I tell what OUGHT to be the truth and if that's a crime then i'll be damned for it!
"that's not a crocodile, that's an alligator!"
and i cleverly played along by acting out the role of a bigoted buffoon, as not to foil your ruse