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What a stupid prick.
Then we can compile a list of those who should, under those rules, be banned. Then hopefully have a few of them actually banned.
Calling anyone fat
calling anyone ginger
saying bad things about arcade fire or pavement
casting aspersion upon the character or motivations of a mod
saying bad things about corduroy or cardigans
posting more than 3 kitten pictures in any 1 hour period
talk of knitting
discussion on any of the following topics
-comics (books or stand up)
-relative size of female genitalia
-whether Games Workshop's business model is robust in the current economic climate
-the cost of the canine stock on display in the local pet shop
'outing' of peoples' IRL personas (unless for purely comedic purposes)
And people under the age of 13.
2. People who share too much on here.
I think that was about it.
2. Doesn't post on here much
THEO YOU JERRY-LOVING SNAKE
Except he'd be typing in German and I wouldn't understand.
It would be amusing to watch CG's envy at someone coming and being effortlessly more right wing than him
As CG has told you time and again. National SOCIALISM!
They negate the need for me to start up pointless topics about toast toppings
is that if you don't like them, don't go in them.
The same can be said for the shitty football threads. The football threads are pointless and full of crud for someone like me therefor I do not go in them and I'm not bothered about them. I think you care too much about the internet Royter by being bothered by a morning thread.
They're the only thread that is annoying even if you don't click into it. I think it's the exclamation mark that usually follows it. Too merry for that time of the day
They're an eyesore and they attract mongs.
What a dick.
No, me neither.
Love you xxxx
Must try harder! :D
All I hate about them is that I used to enjoy logging onto DiS first thing to find 17 ranting, pointless threads whereas now everyone just does it in the morning thread, football thread or obligatory 'sexy' thread.
Plus I sometimes feel like the guy who's a bit scared to join in and is standing over in the corner thinking 'I bet none of these guys want to talk about the old man's sinus problems onmy commute...'
The 'wine on phone' thread was reason enough.
-Anyone posting anything about Animal Collective on the third Thursday of the month shall be banned.
-The third poster to 'this' any post relating to the question 'did you smash it?' to be banned.
-Any poster starting a Friday thread before 8am to be excommunicated.
-Any poster who actually opens the 'announcements' or 'festivals' board will open a portal into dimensions full of H.P. Lovecreaftesque nasties and sean is not to be held responsible for the consequences for humanity.
-Offensive remarks to be punished not by banning but by DiS community service: the offender is forced to add comments to all 0 reply threads for a week to cheer up the thread creater.
erm.... I mean like y'know... bugger I can't think of the word. And I'm supposed to be an English teacher :(
I think they should all be adopted posthaste.
-test all tinyurl and tinypic links for SFW status
-spellcheck all posts
-rebuild all broken threads, thus providing the illusion of a working website
<out of breath from running>
We need to fire our Captain Planet-style anti-Theo rings into the air and meths isn't here
I think we can all agree - He's gone too far this time.
I washed mine and the light doesn't come on anymore
can they sue sean for the compo?
NORA Batty from the long running BBC Comedy Last of the Summer Wine though.
2. No Boming
3. No Wigwams
4. And none of that
setting a "name that tune" puzzle and forgetting to give the answer before going on a four-day weekend.
It looked fun
- Sleep Til Brooklyn
- Way, No Way
He explained it all to the RSPB
and he liked it