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I don't know. It varies.

The longest piss I've ever heard lasted well over a minute. It was amazing and something I'll remember forever.

depends how far away I stand from the toilet bowl

for as long possible.

The feeling of an extra long piss is strangely wonderful.

are you sure?

Over the last year, I've noticed that my discharge pressure has diminshed.

I used to be proud of my manly ability to make the urinal trough sound like a tin shed in a hail storm. But now only twice a day at best do I go for a proper burst, the rest are leaks, or tinkles.

Before bed, rather than delivering a satisfyingly heavy stream of Lucozade-coloured piss deep into the toilet bowl, it's now nothing more than a fine mist.

I also find myself getting up in the middle of the night for a piss the volume of which I could have held on to for hours only a couple of years ago.

just did one

14 seconds.

If you're in the house/at work they tend to be shorter cause you just go whenever you can. Right guys?

Medium power.

Quite disappointed.

have hit almost a minute before though, that was incredibly boring

longer penises - the urine has further to travel, increasing the time

fact.

But sometimes they go on forever, like, a minute +, it's ridiculous and annoying.

Subthread - Has anyone ever done a wee and had it smell of sugar puffs?

It's a skill.

like, oh fuuuu i'm not that manly with a long piss

and to avoid waking my housemates by going downstairs pissed into an empty 1 litre Volvic bottle. I almost filled it to the brim. That’s basically a litre of piss!!

How the hell does your body store a litre of piss??!?

15 seconds
I might save it up tomorrow and go for a long one.
Will let you know how it goes.
EXCITING