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who would buy such a thing. Well I can, but I really don't like to.
I would want at least 12 to feel I was getting my money's worth
I think 'why Sophie Dahl and why not me'?
And then I go and have a wee
On her father's BFG
Let us not speak of the love we bear one another.
Let us hold hands and look.
She, such a very ordinary little woman;
He, such a thumping crook.
But both, for a moment, a little lower than the angels,
In the teashop's inglenook.
and more about thumping crooks/ordinary women.
and not so much as a :D from anyone. Go to hell.
doesn't it get sore?
I dislike is Teas,
Of all the laughs,
I love Jay-Z's
Maybe I should just Umpa her Lumpas.
but do you really want to traverse the same passages as Jamie Cullum?
augustus her gloop
^Staring us in the face (ooh-er).
well I wouldn't buy it but I wouldn't be pissed off if someone bought it for me. I like tea.
but I don't want to read about it. Unless that book doubles as a teabag.
Pop it in the microwave.
It's not the same.
I'll have a lemonade.
Lipton Ice Tea? Best of both.
Not for me, not for me.
It is less lovely when less temperate.
Rough leaves must all be strained away,
And summer's lease hath all too short a biscuit.
and I like to think that shows in the half-rhyme of "temperate" and "biscuit".
Nige has a go at puddings- http://www.candlestickpress.co.uk/pamphlet/ten-poems-about-puddings/
Here's one about shopping (admittedly, I like this)- http://www.candlestickpress.co.uk/pamphlet/miss-thompson-goes-shopping/
Mother's day gift? http://www.candlestickpress.co.uk/pamphlet/ten-poems-about-mothers/
METHS TO THREAD- http://www.candlestickpress.co.uk/pamphlet/twelve-poems-about-birds/
don't know what to say about this one, really- http://www.candlestickpress.co.uk/pamphlet/ten-poems-about-bicycles/
it goes on, and is already tl;dr
teabagging the BFG
Snozzcumber-smell wafts from my wee
It's peach for tea with Smee and Smee.
As it is, it is a eunuch of a book. So I shall simply burn down Waterstones instead.
till I lose control
teas me with your loving till I lose control
something something body and soul
Sophie Dahl is ALWAYS trying to annoy me.
in a naturally lit kitchen, leaning on the work service with one elbow and gently inserting and withdrawing a tea bag on a bit of string daintily wrapped around her index finger.
She'd then turn to the camera and say: 'There's just something so enjoyable and.... cheeky... about tea bagging?'
Then Nigella would come in, slap her, scream 'YOU STOLE MY SHOW FORMAT YOU VACUOUS, SHALLOW CHARLATAN!' and they'd probably get all sweaty wrestling in a pit of Mr Kipling Lemon Slices.
(and I'm sure you all would like to know too, really) is... does Sophie Dahl shave her armpits? If so, did Roald Dahl make her do it? You only have to read the Twits to know that he was anti-body hair. I bet she shaves them into her tea.
You're quite welcome.
I want to link you to that famous perfume bollboard ad but I'm not going to because it's a bit naked lady-ish for work so just pretend I did.
Or I could try and reproduce it in ascii art.
/\_O/ 'Perfume Smells Nice'