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and now i have chest pains
think this might be the end
silver lining n all that
The bad news is you're going to die by noon tomorrow.
I was using it under my eyes (it shrinks any bags under your eyes if you've had no sleep)
Anyway, I inadvertently licked my finger, and my tongue went all stiff. It was quite scary.
It was nice knowing you CA, shame you couldn't stick around longer really.
eye of the storm maybe?
Cancel it out
Come to think of it, my inordinately-long lifespan does perhaps raise questions about witchraft, but I think really it's due to a well-crafted regime of bleeding myself every 13th moon.
Its a shame really
What was the anti-itch cream for in the first place?
How did you end up swallowing it?
i had a bit left on my fingers and accidentally got it in my mouth
before you all call me disgusting, i did literally after getting out of the shower, i thought that would be a safe zone
Do you normally put your fingers in your mouth after touching it?
i get...er, dry skin around the tip. it's normal, really normal i've googled it. the cream works.
and no but...well i think people put their fingers in their mouth more than they realise.
And I was right!
Weirdo cream eater!
and I GUARANTEE you will be tasting that powder within the hour
I love curry!
cos you'll have rubbed your eyes.
Sounds like I'm in big trouble.
i did not die
this medical discovery now mens you can slather your cold cuts and banana floats with anti itch cream, you will live a long and healthy life.
We all die one day. It may as well be today.