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i need some new friends.
i think this is the friday banal thread.
2. Dog (happy birthday dog)
is like watching Barcelona. More please.
Can't believe a dog has more friends that me. Well, actually I can believe it. Some dogs are pretty cool. All the ladies on the ranges say hi to my dog when I walk him.
here are some of his profile pictures
My dog is on Facebook, I'm gonna do some of those when I'm bored enough
Feelin' Canny Horny Like, Think I'm Gonna Shag The Towell In The Back Of The Car :D Woof!
Is On The Ket The Night! Pills, Coke & Weed Just Don't Do It Nee More! Woof!
Has Just Banged Out 3 Shits & a Gallon Of Piss! Woof!
It was my MSN display for a long time after I first saw it
His birthday must be sometime around now. We got him at 8 weeks old on the day Leeds beat Arsenal to secure us the title and then we didn't win it for ages and I had a horrible thought that Monty might have been jinxing it. He wasn't.
Does he love custard and wear glasses?
My Dad (childishly) only let us get a dog on the condition that he chose the name, I wanted him to be called Neville.
You joyless bugger. Dogs are ace! Dogs blowing out candles on a cake- ace! Dogs in funny hats- Ace! (but only if they like dressing up.)
stay out the commentary
Licking crubs off the table when nobody is looking- http://bit.ly/hlucBb
Is the cake made of fruit, sponge or marrowbone jelly?
YOU MUST TAKE PICTURES. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
Haven't been to a party for about 3 years.
But here's the thing. The son was about 15. They were like properly cuddled up reading something on the old bloke's phone. It wasn't a busy train. There were plenty of seats to go round. I thought it might be a gay couple, but the age difference was too big, and they sort of looked alike. I also wondered if the son was learning disabled or whatever, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't.
That's a bit weird, right?
That is a bit weird, yes.
Yeah, that's weird.
Probably The Krankys
doors 7 p.m, BYOB, ROAR
You can have this too: I just bought some soft mints. I accidentally got peppermint, but I wanted spearmint. These are actually alright though.
Spearmint ones are horrible. Taste of toothpaste.
its just not funny. I thought punchlines were supposed to be the funny part of the joke.
like you a bit more. Just don't wee on his telescope.
When I say aim high I mean literally, I'm going into orbit.
And 1000 moons.
I've never had my own, but I assume I'd feel close to it.
Might give it a cheeky download. Cheeky.
i'm not going to a fucking dog's party with him
dum-dee-dum something about Pluto
I think I hate you even more now.