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but then she left :(
of old sock, leering mildly at her in a vain attempt to actually smile. Less a leer and more a grimace.
Hands like claws digging into your knees, rocking slightly.
Maybe that's why she left. Or maybe she just needed a dump.
just sat there thinking about what a great thread it was. And look how right i was
Thanks for that.
and/or life advice
Pretend quote marks ate up all the text between the heading and 'And then she left :('.
Then do a do-over with some actual meat in the sandwich this time - there's still time to turn this Titanic around
The proposals thread is on 550+ replies. There's your benchmark.
We can do this.
I was standing at the bar, waiting to be served, when finally the barmaid walked up. I was just about to order a cosmopolitan (weak, please), BTSL!
Eyewitness accounts suggest the boner might be metal, and is clearly mentally unstable.
"We're doing everything we can to supress this boner," says Police Chief Hugh Dong. "However, it is a very sensitive situation."
It only really works if you think 'Hugh' is pronounced 'huge'.
As Crablin mentioned above TALK to them, a simple "hi" or "hello how you doing" maybe?!
It's anyone's line buckaroo.
Men seem to be fairly useless these days?! I think I'm going to go for an older man :D
oops, I appear to have dropped one. Would you mind bending down and fetching it from under my wheelchair? Mmmmm that's itURGGGGH COUGHCOUGHCOUGH *reaches for oxygen mask*
Yeah, old men know what they're doing.
She remained seated.
I bet you did.
Did she chat back?
I bet she did.
Was it nice?
I bet it was.
Yes and yes
Throws imaginary hat into the air.
but what he didn't mention is that he's sitting in his own bedroom.
JEMAINE: Ooh, that's great news, Bret, tell me 'bout that girl that's so serious.
BRET: Well, I don't really know her.
JEMAINE: Ooh, that don't sound so serious.
BRET: We're serious, I'm delirious!
JEMAINE: Sounds serious.
JEMAINE: That's cool. I've met a new girl too.
BRET: Have you?
BRET: One of those girls you met on the net?
JEMAINE: No, we really met.
BRET: Well, that's great news, what's she like, what does she do?
JEMAINE: All I know, dawg, is that she's careless with her dog. I'm not sure what she does, 'cept she makes me want her, she makes me wanna get on top of her!
BRET: Well, that sounds great, man, that sounds great. Heyy, wait! Maybe I'm crazy, but when d'you meet this lady?
JEMAINE: Just then.
BRET: Right then?
JEMAINE: Right then.
BRET: Over there?
JEMAINE: Over there.
BRET: Over there, there?
JEMAINE: Over there, there, there!
BRET: Just now?
JEMAINE: Just now.
BOTH: How d'you meet your lady?
BRET: I was going for a jog and she lost the dog.
JEMAINE: I was runnin' in the area, she lost the terrier.
BRET: Was this about 20 seconds ago?
JEMAINE: No, about 23 seconds ago.
BOTH: Oh, wow, no.
BRET: Oh, no!
JEMAINE: Oh, no.
BRET: Oh, no, oh, no!
JEMAINE: No, no, what?
BRET: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JEMAINE: No, I'm thinkin' what I'M thinkin'.
BRET: But are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JEMAINE: No, cos you're thinkin' I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'!
BRET: Are you talkin' about a girl with a beautiful smile?
BRET: Like strawberry wild?
JEMAINE: Yeah! Yeah.
BRET: Blueberry tracksuit pants ...
JEMAINE: White chocolate skin ...
BRET: And socks!
JEMAINE: That sounds like her!
BRET: Hang on a minute. Stop the track. Eugene, stop the track!
Do you mean the girl who came up to us when we were runnin' in the park just now, and she was looking for her epilectic dog?
JEMAINE: Yeah, that's the girl!
BRET: Was her name Brahbrah?
JEMAINE: No, I think it was Barbara.
BRET: Her name was Brahbrah.
JEMAINE: It was Barbara, there's no such name as 'Brahbrah'!
BRET: It's Brahbrah.
JEMAINE: It's BARBARA.
BRET: It was Brahbrah!
Bret, she was lookin' at me.
BRET: No, she was lookin' at me.
JEMAINE: Bret! She was lookin' at me, she had her eye on my knee.
BRET: Dawg, I'm sorry, she had her eye on my guns.
JEMAINE: Oh you loco, she was checkin' out my buns!
BRET: No, bro, she had an eye on me!
JEMAINE: She had an eye on me.
BRET: Well, how could she have an eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talkin' about the girl with the laaazy eye?
JEMAINE: I think she mighta had a slightly lazy eye ...
BOTH: We're both in love with a sexy lady
With the eye that's lazy, the girl that's fly with the wonky eye
She's smokin' with the eye that's broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
We're both in love with a sexy lady
so yeah, you're welcome to Jemaine.
it's izzy's birthday party the following day so i can't really come (being monumentally hungover for my own daughter's party would be poor form).
at some point next week I've got to make a Makka Pakka cake for her. this dude in cake form:
(erm, that's a strange url, isn't it? "dungeon_files"???)
But yes, yes it would!! I am going to TRY and not be hungover for my Nieces party on Saturday- more for my own benefit.
I LOVE making children's cakes :D My Sister made a good In the Night Garden one. Hang on!
The next day is the royal wedding/ bank hols. GO WILD.
MY LAST DAY OF WORK.
This is perfect.
CAN WE MAKE IT ROYAL WEDDING THEMED PLEASE?
(excepting tim minchin)
G T F O!
they're from new zealand
It means "God help us if there's a war"
did he have a boner
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thrs no d ny in mah real power
itz all de ttrativz r bound to see
HAI YAH! PowerNinjaz Peas owt!